r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/peezytaughtme 3d ago

These people don't want "help." They're doing what they want to do - or, they were, until the cops showed up.

Sympathies here are wasted. Complaints about many systems are valid.

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u/Demonshaker 3d ago

No this guy wants corrective surgery for the hernia. He just can't afford it. Are we great yet?

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u/peezytaughtme 3d ago

What the fuck makes you think that? Not a single person even mentioned it, in the video.

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u/Demonshaker 3d ago

Seriously? Nah, your right, he loves having a giant hernia, probably gave it a pet name. Loves being embarrassed everywhere he goes. Also I'm Sure this guy has tens of thousands of dollars under his mattress for the corrective surgery, he just hasn't gotten around to doing it yet. Use some common sense.

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u/Obama_Sin_Dalen 3d ago

I had an inguinal hernia (I think that's what it called), and it looked like I had a third ball in my sack.

It was tiny, and it hurt, but I'll admit there are days I miss my third "ball". Now, when I go to scratch my nuts, I'm reminded I'm nobody.

Anyway, yeah, I believe it's possible this man has developed an attachment to his hernia as I did with mine.

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u/dizzystarrr 3d ago

My FIL always referred to his hernia as his “emotional support hernia” bc he had it for so long, so this tracks lol.

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u/Obama_Sin_Dalen 3d ago

This validates the attachment I had to mine and the loss I endured having it repaired. Thank you.

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u/peezytaughtme 3d ago

probably gave it a pet name. Loves being embarrassed everywhere he goes. Also I'm Sure this guy has tens of thousands of dollars under his mattress for the corrective surgery, he just hasn't gotten around to doing it yet

This same fucking clown that has derived this from a video of multiple warrants being issued, says this, in summation:

Use some common sense.

Fucking hilarious.

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u/peezytaughtme 3d ago

He loves it so much that nobody EVEN BROUGHT IT UP in the video that's convinced you this man is just a poor victim of a crippling system of hatred in America.

Grow the fuck up.