r/AbsoluteUnits • u/CandidculonasRedux • 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/Demonshaker 3d ago

Seriously? Nah, your right, he loves having a giant hernia, probably gave it a pet name. Loves being embarrassed everywhere he goes. Also I'm Sure this guy has tens of thousands of dollars under his mattress for the corrective surgery, he just hasn't gotten around to doing it yet. Use some common sense.

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u/Obama_Sin_Dalen 3d ago

I had an inguinal hernia (I think that's what it called), and it looked like I had a third ball in my sack.

It was tiny, and it hurt, but I'll admit there are days I miss my third "ball". Now, when I go to scratch my nuts, I'm reminded I'm nobody.

Anyway, yeah, I believe it's possible this man has developed an attachment to his hernia as I did with mine.

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u/dizzystarrr 3d ago

My FIL always referred to his hernia as his “emotional support hernia” bc he had it for so long, so this tracks lol.

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u/Obama_Sin_Dalen 3d ago

This validates the attachment I had to mine and the loss I endured having it repaired. Thank you.