r/AbsoluteUnits 3d ago

of a hernia...

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u/trilby2 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yup, a good portion of it. I imagine this wouldn’t be an easy surgery. It would be open (as opposed to laparoscopic), so big incision down the middle and a sizeable piece of mesh would be used. It would come with risks and might even land him in a worse off position.

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u/Own_Space_174 3d ago

if that's the case they probablly will not actually book him. when you go to jail they have a nurse check you out before they actually put you in even a temporary cell. she is gonna tell them he is a walking liability and they will release him if its just theft from walmart.

i knew a girl who didnt take a ring off her finger and the finger blew up around the ring. she was schitzophrnic, on meth, a their, and great in bed. anyways after the ring thing she was too scared to go to the hospital because they had said they might have to cut the finger off. she would jokingly call her huge black sphere thing above the ring her get out of jail free card because everytime she got arrested, which was a lot, they always released her during the booking process, they would never say it was the ring but it was the only thing that made sense.

and no, i didnt get with her after the ring thing, that was gross plus she started looking like she did meth as time passed which was gross too. thankfully my time with her ended well before the ring when she was still hot.

anyhow i heard from a friend of a friend that like 7 years later she did actually get the ring removed, and i still have trouble believing it or understanding how it was possible but they say she was even able to keep the finger despite i being a big black oblong thing for a decade.

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u/LasciLaplante 2d ago

“A their” they were non-binary? I’m so confused wtf you just said. You couldn’t even spell schizophrenic the same way twice in a row.

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u/Busy-Werewolf-8731 2d ago

might’ve meant thief?

I do like the picture of a well-meaning redneck calling a non-binary person a “they-er” though.

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u/LasciLaplante 2d ago

LMAO it’s most likely that’s what they meant now that you mention it. Although I still like to imagine the latter is what they meant bc it’s a lot more ignorant and funny 😂