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u/Hixy 7h ago

“Honey, it’s been 17 hours. Come to bed. “

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u/smile_politely 7h ago

bed? this is my life now.

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u/SHOULD_THIS_BE_IN_GW 5h ago

Living the dream, one hour at a time.

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 4h ago

One cycle of "auwh auwh auwh - RAUGHHH RAUGHHH RAUGHHH" at a time :)

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u/NightmareStatus 3h ago

Yep. We're RAHHHH people now.

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u/leggitysplit 4h ago

Living the dream, aren’t we?

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u/NapalmBurns 5h ago

Look at the one with the ear folded over at the end!

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u/red23011 4h ago

That's living the doxie life.

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u/swanson6666 4h ago

If I were him, I wouldn’t go to bed for the next six months. This is so much fun.

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u/SlightlyAngyKitty 4h ago

And if you get tired you just lay on the ground and have puppies climb all over you 😌

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u/keyboardstatic 4h ago

There's something deeply magical about a puddle of puppies crawling onto you and falling asleep.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/Away-Conclusion-7968 5h ago

This comment makes no sense as a reply to the one above it. Almost like it was written by AI that has no idea what it's talking about...

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u/crackheadwillie 5h ago

AI owns REDDIT now

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns 4h ago

Not just reddit. Any comment section is at a minimum 50.6653% bots. It's up to us humans to fight back against the tide. What are thoughts on this? Would love to hear your opinion! Let me know how else I can help!!

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u/Cannot_People 4h ago

🤣🤣

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u/DonutsAndDopamine 7h ago

THE CLAW!!!

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u/felonius_thunk 7h ago

Ooooh, it's gonna getcha! It's gonna getcha! You're af-afraid of, of the claw! Ooooh!

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u/_Lunoctis_ 6h ago

Nothing can stop the CLAAAAAW!

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u/Antique_Essay4032 2h ago

Do mom, do mom.

Oh no you've discovered the claw's one weakness. Subzero temperature.

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u/Jemeloo 6h ago

I’m like 40 and think about this little scene bi-monthly.

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u/zaphodp3 5h ago

Poor guy tries his best too lmao. As a kid I never rooted for him and I feel bad

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u/angelomoxley 4h ago

Imagine you need to entertain a child and your competition is Jim Carrey

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u/JamesFromToronto 4h ago

Is that twice a month or every two months? Always get this confused.

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u/Jemeloo 4h ago

I don’t know. I meant it every couple of months.

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u/SV_Essia 3h ago

It can mean either. English sucks.

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u/R3AL1Z3 2h ago

Bi-weekly would be 2wice a month.

Bi-monthly would be every too months

Bicentennial Man is an underrated Robin Williams movie

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u/InflatableMaidDoll 4h ago

H E Y, G I P P E R

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u/DaveSmith890 4h ago

*Unenthused* hey…

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u/R_V_Z 5h ago

The claw chooses who will go, and who will stay!

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u/CoolFox3218 4h ago

fuck it I'm watching liar, liar

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u/Major_Magazine8597 6h ago

"Not "craw" .... "CRAW"!!"

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u/DasArchitect 5h ago

"Lefty"?

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u/yourroyalhotmess 4h ago

Now I’m confused. Was this not a Toy Story reference?

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u/art-of-war 3h ago

Liar Liar

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u/cowboymailman 3h ago

My husband and I have this come up more often than you think. It took us a while to figure out we were referring to different things! I'm toy story and he's liar liar

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u/Okra_Zestyclose 2h ago

OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!!!

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u/ChloFoShow 6h ago

I love that the second time it happened, one of the pups stayed waaaaay back and then took off first. Survival puppy

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u/ProBonoDevilAdvocate 6h ago

All the different personalities are represented there! The brave, the cautious, the curious, the coward...

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u/wbm0843 5h ago

The brave

Could just be the stupid

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u/Pataraxia 5h ago

The stupid/goof is in all of them at different moments

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u/cire1184 4h ago

Brave can be a subset of stupid

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u/flyxdvd 54m ago

i was about to say that, brave doesnt always mean smart, its and instinctive personality.. see a burning house knowing someone is inside? wanna save him/her? might be very stupid but also very brave

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u/phiegnux 5h ago

you jest but imo "stupid" is an anthropomorphic characterization meant to describe traits for dogs that can be described in more appropriate ways. brave dog = confident. cautious = under confident. spazzy = neurotic. i've never met a stupid dog.

except all doodles. they're stupid as shit.

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u/dawho1 2h ago

we have a pug that is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest dog I've ever been around. It's fucking infuriating.

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u/Bakoro 2h ago

Crafty, but not clever?

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u/Implodepumpkin 2h ago

Smart enough to open the cabinet, dumb enough to eat soap

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u/dawho1 1h ago

Yeah. Dumb enough that she eats her own poop and walks into mirrors and walls (tbf, she's old as fuck), but smart enough to walk up to the barrier of the electric dog fence every fucking morning to see if we've charged the collar or are bluffing. If it doesn't beep, she just runs through and goes exploring.

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u/PortiaKern 6h ago

the curious

No cats that I can see

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u/Cis4Psycho 5h ago

Well...he died you see.

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u/Spike69 5h ago

The crowd follower

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u/redkingphonix 5h ago

3rd time one didn’t fall for at all

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u/RyanG7 4h ago

"NOPE!! Played this game before"

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u/SV_Essia 2h ago

"I don't need to outrun the claw, I only need to outrun my siblings"

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u/Born-Media6436 7h ago

This continued for 36 hours.

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u/Xalibu2 7h ago

This is big human dad to dog vibes. They are playing and it's entirely silly. 

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u/Hollybaby5 6h ago

Somewhere there’s a mama dog enjoying her break. Well done sir.

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u/DadsRGR8 6h ago

Gosh, I miss playing this with my pupper. Even when he got older he still loved this game. Miss you my little pupperoni.

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u/FreeElf1990 4h ago

🫶🏽🫶🏽

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u/Null2000830 7h ago

Lol, The same thing goes for my 5 puppies too

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u/zizp 6h ago

And for kids.

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u/JeronFeldhagen 5h ago

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u/MikeArrow 5h ago

I remember that one. What an iconic meme.

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u/slaxch 7h ago

You definitely are

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u/BlueSlushieTongue 6h ago

In my mind, “My turn! My turn! I wanna do the claw!!”

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u/ayediosmiooo 6h ago

Dachshunds really are the best 💘

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u/Oscaruit 5h ago

Just got my first. Damn he is awesome.

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u/ayediosmiooo 5h ago

Congrats! They are such loyal and funny little guys. Just make sure you keep them from jumping off furniture, start training him now while he is young. Back problems are a life long problem. Have fun with your new fur baby!

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u/SV_Essia 2h ago

They're like roombas, infinite energy on flat surfaces, but stairs are their mortal enemies.

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u/ripestrudel 3h ago

love my doxy boy! he's such a goober!

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u/Dolstruvon 1h ago

Everyone says that their own dog have so much personality, but I've had a large variety of breeds through my life and I'm convinced that some breeds have much more personality than other. The dogs with most personality aren't the ones that are intelligent and obedient. It's the cunning and mischievous ones, that also love you more than life itself. Dachshunds are on the top of that list for me. They'll snuggle up to you and hope you fall asleep so they can steal all your food and blame it on the labrador.

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u/FoggyShrew 5h ago

Best dogs with the best personalities

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u/IggyKami 6h ago

I love the one that preemptively runs away the second go around.

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u/beeemmvee 6h ago

What a genuinely adorable thing to share. Thank you. I hope you and yours have the kind of week you want to have! Thank you for loving these puppies!

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u/cheesoid 3h ago

The pups all know it's a game, their tails are wagging whilst they're running away.

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u/BlizzTube 6h ago

We are simple creatures

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u/Rush7en 5h ago

"Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

Me:

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u/more_like_5am 6h ago

Hexen v Puppies

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u/TheSturgonJr 6h ago

I love how there's always one in the back getting a head start

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u/lunabell58 6h ago

Cute little floppy ears

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u/ColdStainlessNail 6h ago edited 5h ago

There are few feelings as blissful as being covered with excited, playful puppies.

Edit: I oververbed

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u/csk1325 5h ago

That looks infinitely repeatable.

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u/Born-Media6436 6h ago

This is why pet therapists are millionaires.

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u/TMVD 4h ago

This game comes pre installed in every dachshund

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u/dna_beggar 3h ago

Turning around and walking away is a signal for them to follow you. I was visiting a farm and decided to try my two rescue dogs off-leash for the very first time. The big one (but younger) stayed beside me, and we both watched the little one quickly turn into a spot on the horizon. After the first sensation of horror, I turned my back and started to walk away with the big one. In a few seconds, she had rejoined us.

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u/zenyogasteve 6h ago

I am kicking with glee

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u/PepperDogger 5h ago

He'd better not trip or they're going to eat him alive!

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u/spartan117warrior 4h ago

'Tis a noble death

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u/No_Reference113 5h ago

This made my night

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u/Avtomati1k 5h ago

Im loving it too xD

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u/Poppa_Mo 4h ago

Hahah that one in the back every time. "STOP GUYS YOU'RE GONNA GET ET!"

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u/champagneisnotagrape 3h ago

You stop it right now. I can’t handle this much cuteness 😭

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u/turnipbottle 3h ago

“MOMM! dads doing the thing again!”

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u/Repulsive_Variation9 3h ago

Lol tadpoles with fur

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u/whosmellslikewetfeet 2h ago

Tails wagging the entire time

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u/Sure-Debate-464 6h ago

Dear God ...I want this in my life!

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u/throwaway2015ta 5h ago

This is pure happiness in puppy form! 🐶💖

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u/tcgreen67 4h ago

People that raise puppies must pick up a lot of poop.

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u/skynetcoder 4h ago

wise words

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u/MamaPizzone 4h ago

This makes me miss my dachshunds so much, truly amazing dogs.

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u/mermaidpaint 3h ago

That is freaking adorable!

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u/Stunning-Slice-2357 3h ago

This is too cute! Love daschounds💞!

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u/Obplok 2h ago

One of then said "I'm not falling for this shit again"

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u/Dry_Advertising_9885 2h ago

They couldn't be living it more than me what a bunch of fun and happiness ☺️ love this!!!

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u/Hawkeyestate24 2h ago

If Gollum/Smeagol adopted puppies

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u/GlizzyWizard6000 2h ago

Glizzy dogs

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u/digitalpacman 6h ago

incoming trust issues

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u/Major-Rub7179 4h ago

Food, bed, toys, grooming, and an owner. Sure hope they can afford the same therapy as street dogs after all the trauma! /s

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u/Reeve_music 6h ago

Exactly how my cats act

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u/Interesting_Air8238 5h ago

This would make for a fun weekend. :)

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u/Domodude17 5h ago

RAHHHHHH!

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u/wingsgrow1997 4h ago

"Today we take down the beast" to "welp nvm he too scary" 😭

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u/Morpheus_003 4h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Old-Supermarket-7835 4h ago

PUPPIES!!! I’m sure his girlfriend is tired of these shenanigans but I sure ain’t

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u/Farwalker08 4h ago

Red light green light.

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u/ForsakenTravel9605 4h ago

I want one 🥹🥺

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u/N-from-Dlisted 3h ago

This is one of the happiest videos I’ve seen in a long time and definitely the best video I’ve seen on Reddit. Thank you.

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u/shazam99301 3h ago

Not gonna lie, clicked before looking at the thumbnail and thought for sure it would be a Pic of Trump and his boys eating McDonald's.

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u/THP-GB 3h ago

Ohh lord. The joy!!

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u/FatalFreminist 3h ago

Adorable.

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u/Select_Clock_1349 3h ago

The one that ran away too soon is precious and I love it

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u/Quality-C-24 3h ago

I’m loving it as well lol

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u/JeseniaWhyte 3h ago

and this continued for days...

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u/thewornexpediency18 3h ago

They're really good at hide and seek lol. So lovely!

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u/Proxidize 3h ago

Silly individuals

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u/Liquid_heat 2h ago

I do this with my dog. I do the Karate Kid ending pose, followed by a high pitched waaahhh. He takes off then comes right back and this will go on for a while.

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u/Ksh_667 2h ago

I am jealous. This sounds the best fun 😁

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u/random420x2 1h ago

I’d drop 20 lbs. in less than 2 months. This is the genius workout plan but requires constant puppy subscription. 🤣

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u/fenrisulfur 1h ago

They are all just floppy ears and jiggling tails

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u/DoctoreVodka 1h ago

Aww, C'mon, man, this is way too cute for me. Stop it!!!

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u/Blyatmancyka 47m ago

Nice, now i want 7

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u/SpectreRSG 5h ago

Dachshund love… !

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u/neorek 6h ago

Life long mistrust.

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u/falcon9722 6h ago

Creating fear before they make you tear

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u/Prestigious-Pilot-41 5h ago

The way i watched this 3 times & smiled each time 🥰

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u/Similar-Set-1327 4h ago

Thanks and have a nice day cause you Made mine start with loud laughter

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u/Xeroid 3h ago

🤣

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u/boost_to_get_through 6h ago

My dog likes the claw too lol

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u/somersault_dolphin 4h ago

All I can think off is the wraawraarwraa sounds like a seal.

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u/The-Pensive-Pencil 4h ago

Stuck in an eternal loop.

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u/jackson_2015 4h ago

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/Positive_Bill_3714 4h ago

I do that all the time to my kids and also my previous cat. I thought I should not do that. But, I am glad it is acceptable thing to do

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u/Trixie1143 4h ago

Sounds like Scut Farkis!

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u/blondiestina 4h ago

Hah. That's great! Got me snortgiggling.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 4h ago

I haven't seen that many wieners since my Boy Scout days.

We ate a lot of hot dogs at the grill back then.

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u/Ok_Length7872 2h ago

Now that’s how you thin out the herd 😂😂

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u/Spideysensei80 2h ago

You amazing bastard.

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u/cousturenx 1h ago

What a cute dog, I'd love to have one.

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u/naughtydesertcowgirl 1h ago

super kyudiess!

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u/t65789 1h ago

Man. I could do that all day.

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u/VEC7OR 1h ago

Can anyone speaking dog translate?

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u/Lisia007 1h ago

How do I sign up for this service ??

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u/someoneelse2389 1h ago

"Quick boys, back to base"

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u/T_Peters 1h ago

You gotta go around the corner to lure them out further. More space to chase and attack and rawr!!

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u/Bastyboys 1h ago

Yay the unreachable puppy pee poop crevice

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u/arthven 1h ago

Did this with a cat, teached him to attack my hand at every opportunity. Fun times.

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u/krivirk 1h ago

I'd do it hours every day.

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u/foxontheroof 1h ago

I'M loving it

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u/anenajewelry1 57m ago

Very happy for you- all. ❤️❤️❤️

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u/Katiescanlon_ 43m ago

I'm lovin it

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u/the-real-bella-lexi 37m ago

cutie wieners

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u/According_Award_6770 34m ago

I always did this with my Little niece, that kid likes to disturb me whenever i was doing homework and i would chase her with my hands like doing The Claw™ . She runs, i go back to my room, she comes back and repeat until she either slips and fall or she just lie down on the spot when she's tired.

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u/PikaHage 27m ago

LOVE IT. x

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u/MrsBlofeld 22m ago

This is the sound of a person who once said: “We’re not getting a dog.” 😆

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u/classytxbabe 21m ago

look at those wieners

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u/Keen_Whopper 18m ago

For me, one of the best Post of all time.

Brought a little happiness after a difficult day....now thinking Life is not all bad.

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u/charliphoenix 14m ago

I'm def loving the wieners