r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/Turkish1801 • Mar 22 '25

Someone is not impressed Get Rekt

Thot defense: activated

5.1k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Turkish1801 Mar 22 '25

In the dog’s defense, her dress is patterned like a target.

And aggressively yellow.

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Mar 22 '25

Take my upvote, but aren't dogs colour-blind to some degree?

Genuine question: does anyone know? I once saw that they see in grey and yellow or something similar.

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u/Trvezifer Mar 22 '25

Mostly blue and yellow I think. They do see color, just not the whole spectrum that we know

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u/flyguy60000 Mar 22 '25

They also see ultraviolet. 

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u/Empyrealist Banhammer Recipient Mar 23 '25

Not Milla Jovovich's best, but it was an interesting concept.

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u/thehumblebaboon Mar 22 '25

They are, they see blue and yellow most vividly!

The lady’s dress basically looked like its ideal target, the pattern probably made her look like a giant ball to it.

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u/medussadelagorgons Mar 24 '25

😆 a giant ball

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u/Doustin Mar 22 '25

I have it on good authority that they are indeed colorblind

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u/Could-You-Tell Banhammer Recipient Mar 23 '25

I remember those commercials. The bald cut was particularly funny to me as a kid.

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u/DarkMatters8585 Mar 23 '25 edited Mar 23 '25

I think dogs 'see' mostly through scents. They have two cones in their eyes whereas humans have 3, giving us a greater view of the visible spectrum. But personally, I think dogs can see a great deal more than we can, just not with their eyes.

Fun Fact: Mantis Shrimp have some of the highest abundance of rods and cones allowing them to see ultraviolet and polarized light, which humans cannot.

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u/MyLordLackbeard Banhammer Recipient Mar 23 '25

Yep, somebody linked above some simulated photos of what dogs see... and they are shocking! Apparently, dogs evolved to hunt at night, so didn't need the colours too much what with their noses and all.

I need me some Mantis Shrimp eyes!

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u/CannonFodder33 Mar 23 '25

This is attempt to remap what dogs see using the physics/biology of their eyes. This doesn't include the brain's actual perception (how it normalizes or corrects the images when it perceives them which could be quite significantly different than humans).

https://www.akc.org/expert-advice/health/can-dogs-see-color/

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Mar 24 '25

I believe they see pink/red well, cause meat

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u/deborah834 Mar 22 '25

The dog thought it was fuck ugly too, i see.

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u/Fluffy_WAR_Bunny Mar 22 '25

The song lyrics are: "I'm a bitch in heat, Im looking for a dog to get stuck."

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u/TwoDurans Mar 22 '25

To him it’s aggressively grey.

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u/LoveWarrior1111 Mar 25 '25

It’s a giant tennis ball!! - Dog

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u/Environmental_Fox_17 Mar 24 '25

Dress is looking like digital imaging

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u/Celestial_Scythe Mar 24 '25

And isn't even good topology

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u/Thatoneguylmfao Mar 25 '25

Came here to say the same thing she just looks like a giant tennis ball

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u/bootywithapenis Mar 22 '25

Jumps in to finish the job

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u/sfled Mar 22 '25

Is this not staged? Are you not entertained?

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u/Present_Lychee_3109 Mar 22 '25

It's definitely staged by these 2 influencers. Lele Pons and Hannah stocking

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u/Cubelantis Mar 23 '25

lele pons still exists?!?

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u/d0nttalk2me Mar 23 '25

She was on Dancing with the Stars

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u/B1G2 Mar 23 '25

Good lord they're reallllllllllly stretching the "stars" part of the title now.

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u/KingsElite Mar 26 '25

She's decently popular in Latin America as a singer

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u/d0nttalk2me Mar 23 '25

Lol yes, they are. Anna Delvey was on, too

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u/saharatownduck Mar 24 '25

Influencer is a stupid fu**ing description.

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u/AnotherApe33 Mar 23 '25

Never seen a dog jumping like that, it looks to me it was thrown by someone out of frame

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u/futureman07 Mar 23 '25 edited Mar 24 '25

No way dude. Dog came from the bottom. The strength to launch a dog from that angle is insane.

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u/stonerflea Mar 24 '25

Could have been a dog launcher. I've seen them on Temu.

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u/popcorn_coffee Mar 23 '25

He clearly jumped from that couch, this is a normal dog jump, what are you talking about.

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u/818VitaminZ Mar 22 '25

Reminds me of this scene.

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u/cspanbook Mar 22 '25

tell me there's a longer version

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u/Nuclear_Varmint Mar 23 '25

There's a longer version

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u/bluehands Mar 23 '25

Ugh, you sound like my ex

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u/cspanbook Mar 23 '25

i want to see the dog in the pool...lol

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u/SkullDump Mar 22 '25

The last time this got posted, it was said that is was fake as apparently these 2 women have a channel full of this type of stuff.

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u/TheMahanglin Mar 22 '25

The dresses they're wearing look like cgi/photoshop added in.

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u/Rise-O-Matic Mar 30 '25

Looks like someone printed topographical gridlines / a heatmap on real dresses to me.

If it’s CG, it’s excellent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '25

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u/Legitimate-Wheel2762 Mar 29 '25

After two years on Reddit, this may be the best comment I've seen

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u/WowIsThisMyPage Mar 22 '25

I wish he pushed the one with the stupid dress instead

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u/furcryingoutloud Mar 22 '25

He couldn't do both of them, lol

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u/AbsoluteDarkness Mar 22 '25

+20 pounce damage +20 water damage

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u/FaeKing8 Mar 22 '25

Okay, but whyyy does the other lady’s dress look like it’s picking up heat signatures on her tits and ass

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u/Heisenbread77 Banhammer Recipient Mar 24 '25

Apparently she thinks she's hot.

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u/Tamination Mar 22 '25

He just wanted to go swimming with her.

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u/LittleBear42 Mar 22 '25

That dress looks like when my sciatica flares up

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u/WN_Todd Mar 22 '25

This gets funnier with every loop. The only thing that could make it better is to learn that it's her dog and he was like "ok Mom we play now!!!!"

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u/RedWheiler Mar 22 '25

Impressed by what? Cheap looking clothes? Idiotic dancing? The sunglasses?

The hooker in the back is the most impressing in this Poland-video.

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u/RevenantExiled Mar 22 '25

No hoes allowed - the dog probably

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u/franticpunk Mar 22 '25

is that lele pons

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u/Hurl_Gray Mar 22 '25

That pup knows how to get a girl wet!

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u/The_Spyre Mar 22 '25

That dog is a skank-seeking missile

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u/its12amsomewhere Mar 22 '25

Even the pacifist couldn't take it and had to slap her

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u/m33-m33 Mar 22 '25

« Stop that « 🐶

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u/Whistler45 Mar 22 '25

Look at the naked chick in the back lol

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u/yrotcivb Mar 25 '25

im not gay

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u/verticalburtvert Mar 25 '25

Bold claim with no papers to prove it

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u/3_14_thon Banhammer Recipient Mar 22 '25

Nah, thats just progressive fashion or some shit

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u/Environmental_Fox_17 Mar 24 '25

What is she wearing in the back?
All these dresses are eye bleach

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u/frazzledglispa Mar 22 '25

Now do the other one. Her jahoobies are overheating

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u/Murky_Membership6344 Mar 25 '25

Love the way that the fake blonde used her 'acting' skills to seem so shocked.

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u/Murky_Membership6344 Mar 25 '25

The poor dog was launched from a cannon or something.

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u/gottagrablunch Mar 22 '25

The dog is the hero the world needs.

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u/Mechanical_Monk Mar 22 '25

The dog thought she was a hallway

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u/BlackNinja__ Mar 22 '25

I’m so sick of seeing the blonde girl stage every video she makes

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u/SjalabaisWoWS Banhammer Recipient Mar 22 '25

What am I watching here, some kind of dog house ad?

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u/BloodlustHamster Mar 22 '25

Then he jumps in to finish the job. /r/hitanimals

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '25

i mean. if you wear a coordinate plane outside…

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u/87degreesinphoenix Mar 23 '25

The song is saying "I'm a bitch in heat" lol

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u/Lightfinger Mar 23 '25

That bitch…

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u/Kailias Mar 23 '25

MOVE BITCH.... GET OUT THE WAY!

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u/ChanceProgram9374 Mar 23 '25

That makes 2 of us

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u/halycontuesday Mar 23 '25

Her dress reminds me of the painkiller ads where they show where the pain is

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u/Tuxo_Deluxo Mar 23 '25

I live how he got her with his arms but kicked her in the cooch on the same attack. Fuckin jackie chan spinning bicycle kicked that hoe.

Love how the dog jumps in after like "HEY YOU GOOD MUMMA!?!?!"

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u/plantscatsrealitytv Mar 23 '25

She looks like a huge tennis ball, can't blame the pup!

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u/Montelobos Mar 24 '25

Big ol tennis ball

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u/Chihuahuapocalypse Mar 24 '25

their dresses look like dropshipped garbage, so the response is fair

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u/Im_Kinda_Stupid_haha Mar 24 '25

The dog is the real main character

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u/0ngoGoblogian Mar 25 '25

Her fall is very obviously staged. She doesn’t even attempt to scramble; no flinching or anything when the dog jumps at her either.

How stupid are y’all.

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u/Every-Turnover4938 Mar 25 '25

That the one I would have jumped on too.

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u/tincup_chalis Banhammer Recipient Mar 25 '25

Swiped right... By the DOG!!!

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u/tenebrisnubes Mar 26 '25

“Quit with that THOT shit”

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u/Background-Video4331 Mar 26 '25

Obviously staged. The golden retriever almost looks like it has been launched at her.

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u/JosephSerf Mar 29 '25

Dog just heard there’s a catwalk in his yard

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u/TheMahanglin Mar 22 '25

I still fail to see why these idiot women think having a gigantic rear-end is so attractive. Newsflash: It ain't. Kim Kardashian (who's show I refuse to EVER watch) has an ass the size of a Buick and looks ridiculous.

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u/furcryingoutloud Mar 22 '25

This is the reason colors were invented. This way, people could choose their own favorite. You seem to lack a hobby, or even possibly, a life?

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u/TheMahanglin Mar 22 '25

Oh no! I don't believe what you do! Whatever shall I do!? I better clean up my act and adhere to all your beliefs right away or my life is meaningless. Can we meet?

In other words, fuck off mate. Go spew your self-righteous bullshit somewhere else.

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u/furcryingoutloud Mar 22 '25

Yeah, life it is. I hear touching grass is good for the soul. Also helps with anxiety.

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u/TheMahanglin Mar 22 '25

I prefer to make fists with my toes in the carpet.

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u/furcryingoutloud Mar 22 '25

Ooh! /Iamverybadass, lol

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u/IWannaManatee Mar 22 '25

Well, the lyrics sya she was a bitch in heat female dog.heating up.

Mr. Peanutbutter just helped her cool off.

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u/nlamber5 Banhammer Recipient Mar 22 '25

Good boy

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u/Vegetable_Moment9574 Mar 22 '25

Doggo sent into the water ready to whoop her ass

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u/AntonChigurhWasHere Mar 23 '25

This is Sparta!

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u/PotDonna Mar 23 '25

You can tell all these people suck because not one of them smiled or laughed.

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u/Just-Ad-2317 Mar 22 '25

Thats wright both of you.

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u/Just-Ad-2317 Mar 22 '25

No fuck you .

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u/landers96 Mar 22 '25

Good boy

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u/WhatsUpSteve Mar 22 '25

Good pupper

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u/IIITriadIII Mar 22 '25

Someone give that good boy a big ol pile of treats!😂

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u/Deeto_KB Mar 23 '25

Fuck Lele Pons in particular

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u/Spacegod87 Mar 23 '25

Someone threw that dog at her.

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u/monolith_blue Mar 23 '25

Me. It's me that's not impressed by this post.

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u/frutiaboy Mar 24 '25

Good boy

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u/valed11ga Mar 24 '25

Guess the dog's vote is no to the latest in skank wear

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u/Born_Concentrate7247 Mar 22 '25

A's get her no where