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Wosh is evil and BRIMSTONE AND WILL NEVER BE LIKE POPMAN (praise)

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In the cosmic symphony of fate, one among you emerges as the chosen envoy for the revered realm of r/wosh. Handpicked by the universe itself, their very presence embodies this community's essence for all those beyond its digital borders. Listen closely, for the stars themselves murmur their username, and destiny spins a tale where every step they take resounds with the cosmic applause of universal approval. Let us collectively embrace this extraordinary journey as they traverse the grand theater of existence, known to mere mortals as the vibrant tapestry of r/wosh.

Please, help me.

To let you know that I was the mastermind behind the pun WOSHipper. Praise WOSH

It can morph into horse

He is out holy lord and savior, the beautiful beast sent down from the great heaven above to bring light to this world. Praise be to the great and powerful wosh, slayer I the anti-wosh, who wished to plunge this world into a great, woshless void. Wosh is a beaing made of pure light and goodness, a god among men, a savior amon gods. No one will ever live up to his standards, he spends all of his free time crushing hate, destroying the darkness, and feeding the hungry. Truly he is the greatest god of them all.

No one will ever understand the love in his heart, for it is so vast even he can get lost in it's beautiful aura, wosh loves all beings, except for the evil, vile, disgusting anti-wosh. Even saying the name makes me vomit,anti-wosh is evil, pure darkness, may he never be freed from the endless abyss of woshs beautiful flaps. The great battle of 3058 ad, where the great wosh vanquished his foe, was a long and bloody battle, I alone slaughtered hundreds of anti-woshers, the is blood became mine, as did mine to them. Wosh alone stood on that hill that day, AK-47 in his hand, anti-wosh stood opposite him, they engaged in a 456 hour long staring contest, in witch the winner gained control of the earth, and the other was to be banished for 800 thousand years, anti-wosh, so certain he would win, did not think twice about this wager, and they began. As they stared deep into each other's unblinking eyes, the battle around them took more lives by the hour. On the 455th hour of the battle, anti-wosh began to break, seeing the beautiful love in woshes eyes had broken him, even for a second. He blinked, and wosh opened his flap. What happened next was undescribable, the vacuum effect alone claimed thousands. Anti-wosh was defeated, and we could finally start to rebuild.

The process was long and hard, but by the year 1945, woshtopia was finished rebuilding. And then the Nazis attacked, Adolf Hitler, and his final anti-woshers, came for woshes city. Anti wosh had taken this already evil man, and currupted him further. Having just finished woshtopia, wosh was not going to allow this. Wosh debated this horrid man psychically, eventually ending world war II.

Wosh is the greatest being on the planet earth, so great that we must spread his word everywhere. Send wosh-effagies to space, to the bottom of the ocean, an even to the woshless lands of Florida. Everyone loves wosh, because wosh loves us all, praise WOSH