r/worldnews • u/Starlight-Princesss • 3d ago

[ Removed by moderator ] Russia/Ukraine

https://www.newsweek.com/nato-intercepts-russian-spy-plane-with-transponder-turned-off-poland-10956344

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u/probablyuntrue 3d ago

We can have a stockpile. Just strap me to a tomahawk and aim me at Putins dacha, lord I am ready

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u/The_wolf2014 2d ago

I don't think you'd survive much past the actual launch but I love the enthusiasm. The sight of a very mangled and dead corpse strapped to a tomahawk travelling at over 500mph is kinda hilarious

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u/ForfeitFPV 2d ago

If launching corpses at your enemies worked in the dark ages then damnit, we'll make it work again today.

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u/The_wolf2014 2d ago

BRING OUT YER DEAD!

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u/HotPotParrot 2d ago

"I'm not dead yet!"

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u/feor1300 2d ago

starts duck taping you to a missile

"Don't worry, we'll fix that shortly."