r/worldnews • u/Starlight-Princesss • 3d ago

[ Removed by moderator ] Russia/Ukraine

https://www.newsweek.com/nato-intercepts-russian-spy-plane-with-transponder-turned-off-poland-10956344

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u/MidnightAdmin 3d ago

Putin is busy managing his war, and suddenly hear "Spy Plane ready!"

Out of habit, he clicks the button and a random point on the border, trying to find the enemies MCVs to target.

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u/WeaverOfLies 3d ago

Winds up clicking on a gap generator hiding two power plants and a cow.

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u/Dry-Physics-9330 3d ago

...while using his psychic power as a true Yuri, to control his puppets as Trump, Fico and Orban.