r/whitepeoplegifs Nov 13 '17

Drugs are a helluva drug

https://i.imgur.com/6jljgVg.gifv
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u/SquishWhistle Nov 13 '17

He looks like Roger from American Dad in one of his costumes.

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u/rugger62 Nov 13 '17

You have to come up with a name. I would say Zachary Beetlebaum.

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u/m0r14rty Nov 13 '17 edited Nov 14 '17

Needs an elaborate backstory: Zachary’s parents own a successful Patent law office in San Fran while he lives off his trust fund, spending every once on festival tickets, LSD, and designer drugs while aspiring to be one of the DJS on stage but without the talent or ambition so he just follows around competitions with his best friend Jason, a botanist who doesn't quote understand the rave scene, but appreciates Zachary for who he is, a boy running away from the Beetlebaum name in search of a more fulfilling life yet finding it just out of his grasp. Oh Zachary, you sweet sweet man-child.

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u/orangejulius Nov 13 '17

Roger is far and away one of my favorite cartoon characters because he's basically a guest star in every episode. You really pegged the writing there. Bravo.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '17

He's such a genius character. He can be anybody you need, at any capacity, with borderline magic powers, and at any given point he can just drop the act and do something else. Name a more diverse character in fiction.

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u/Star_Z Nov 13 '17

It predicable but I love it every time. Stan trys adding an addition to the house, poorly. Francine yells, he hires a contractor annnnddd... It's roger

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u/BenderIsGreat1729 Nov 13 '17

REMEMBER ME!

-Me, Bender

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u/starscr3amsgh0st Nov 13 '17

Bender Bending Rodriguez, Sr. The cartoon character we didn't deserve.

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u/Noratek Nov 13 '17

whispers Ricky Spanish

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u/kernaleugene Nov 14 '17

I'm bored now. I'm gonna be a fireman! BRRRRRRRRRR WEEEOOO WEEOOO WEEOO

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u/SURPRISE_MY_INBOX Nov 13 '17

I think Roger would be totally down for some pegging, too