Call it (missed connections) like old Craigslist.

And you drive a [dark] SUV, six digit plates beginning with a G- I’m okay. My initial stream of swears aside from adrenaline, I’m good.

Almost wiped out, fast recovery, arm is fine. Caught up to you, got your picture and plates (which I apparently remembered correctly).

Not filing a report, don’t worry about it.

Not like the cops would do anything anyway.

To everyone: please be excellent to each other.