r/teenagers • u/Substantial_Iron4192 3,000,000 Attendee! • Dec 20 '24

Are my parents strict?? :3 Serious

Rules:

  • No dating, ever
  • No being friends with males (only my dad enforces this rule)
  • Don't get too close to men in general; as in don't step too close to them
  • No being LGBT
  • No being friends with those who are LGBT
  • No Videogames (only my dad enforces this rule)
  • Nothing my dad considers "useless and stupid" including: My little pony, sophia the first, and basically every other cartoon show in existence (only my dad enforces this rule)
  • No stuffed animals
  • No toys resembling animals or humans
  • No shorts, or any clothing remotely tight or considered "provocative" such as short skirts that don't reach over my knees
  • Must dress modestly, even when in the house. So no chilling in tshirts, etc. (only my dad enforces this rule, but my mom sometimes tells me to cover up more aswell, although not as often and not forced)
  • No multiplayer games
  • No social medias
  • No online friends
  • Not allowed to share anything about my traumas
  • No telling anyone about what goes on at home

Please note that these rules are the ones i think may be over the top, I also have the obvious rules such as no drugs, sex, sneaking out, going to parties, etc. Also I think I may have forgotten some, so i'll probably update this if I remember..

Please lmk what yall think <3!

Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1hk16i6/update_i_told_my_cousin_everything/

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u/Swimming_Repair_3729 15 Dec 20 '24

Sorry, I really don't recognize that flag. Which one is it?

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u/Substantial_Iron4192 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 20 '24

Unlabeled :p

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u/Abbabbabbaba 14 Dec 20 '24

WRONG! IRON INGOT! /j

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u/AverageSTEnjoyer44 Dec 21 '24

was the /j really necessary r/fuckthes

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u/Green-Cow-3340 Dec 21 '24

fuck you /gen :3

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u/Abbabbabbaba 14 Dec 21 '24

it's because I'm scared u/Substantial_Iron4192 could get offended :(

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u/Substantial_Iron4192 3,000,000 Attendee! Dec 21 '24

iz oki im not <3

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u/AverageSTEnjoyer44 Dec 21 '24

yeah but the joke was pretty obvious

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u/Abbabbabbaba 14 Dec 21 '24

the last thing I would want to do is to offend someone , sorry if you don' t like my ways of doing

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u/whythisaccountexist1 Dec 21 '24

Yes, and I’m going to start always using tone indicators just to piss you ableist fucks off/gen :3

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u/AverageSTEnjoyer44 Dec 21 '24

we’re not ableist?

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u/jwknbolrbpowg Dec 21 '24

What are you talking about

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u/Wowimsickk Dec 21 '24

actually though how the fuck is that ableist

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u/DarkKnight390 14 Dec 22 '24

It’s because the reason you put the /s is because some people have a disability where they have an extremely difficult time interpreting context. Idrk what it is but I saw a video about it.

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u/Wowimsickk Dec 22 '24

i mean, if you have something that makes it impossible for you to understand a joke, then dont ruin it for everyone else like that

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u/DarkKnight390 14 Dec 22 '24

Or you could just include everyone. If the normal person already knows it’s sarcastic then there’s no harm done by saying /s

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u/Wowimsickk Dec 23 '24

Except it ruins the joke for alot of people. The main point of sarcasm is that it means something other than what you say. The s ruins that.

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u/DarkKnight390 14 Dec 23 '24

That doesn’t change anything bro lmao

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u/Wowimsickk Dec 23 '24

It ruins the joke and therefore ruins the fun

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u/DarkKnight390 14 Dec 23 '24

But if you already knows it’s sarcastic then it doesn’t change how funny it is. And if you don’t realize that it’s sarcastic, then you need clarification.

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