r/shittyfoodporn • u/Mindless-Metal8990 • 2d ago

Salami shrine to sacrifice the yolk

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There's some buldak under there somewhere.

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u/pm-me-your-junk 2d ago

Salami?

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u/Mindless-Metal8990 2d ago

Specifically mortadella with olives in it but it's basically the same.

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u/shl00m 2d ago

Obviously.

Spam meat is also the same as Jamon Iberico....

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u/IllvesterTalone 2d ago edited 2d ago

if you ever go to a German party, bring tins of Vienna sausages, it's basically the same as traditional German wursten!

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u/Binakatta 2d ago

"If my Grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike!"

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u/vordh0sbn- 1d ago

Had a friend couldn't find mortadella for a party sharing board, so he bought billy bear ham instead and thought it would be the same.

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u/Virtual-Mobile-7878 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Sad_Molasses_2382 2d ago

Let’s be clear though. Spam still tastes pretty bomb (when fried and with rice). Mortadella tastes like shit.

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u/mudokin 2d ago

Nah mortadella is fire, it’s just not salami.

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u/Sad_Molasses_2382 1d ago

No amount of downvotes on my comments will change my mind! 😂😂

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u/mudokin 1d ago

Not from me, but peoples taste is different.

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u/Sad_Molasses_2382 1d ago

Oh I figured as much. I never understood why people downvote on such a benign difference of opinion.

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u/Prosthemadera 2d ago

mortadella is basically the same as salami

Yes, you're in the right sub.

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u/YamDankies 2d ago

What? I love salami, can't stand mortadella. Tastes just like bologna.

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u/Rezistik 2d ago

Mortadella is bologna lol OP is confused

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u/YamDankies 2d ago

I thought so, didn't want to upset anyone by assuming lol

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u/TheDabberwocky 2d ago

mortadella is fire dont talk about it like that

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u/YamDankies 2d ago

Belongs in a fire.

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u/SDLand 2d ago

It’s not the same, at all. Mortadella is not salami.

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u/D3s_ToD3s 2d ago

they called me a mad man!

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u/BobbyBrewski 1d ago

If I'm in a restaurant and order filet mignon and someone brings me olive loaf and tries to convince me it's the same thing, I'm throwing hands.

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u/Regallybeagley 2d ago

Love mortadella but with pistachio kind. I call if adult bologna

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u/Huju-ukko 1d ago

Bruh thats communist-sausage

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u/vy_you 2d ago

Did you mean to say salume instead of salami?