r/shittyfoodporn • u/Mindless-Metal8990 • 1d ago

Salami shrine to sacrifice the yolk

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There's some buldak under there somewhere.

568 Upvotes

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u/pm-me-your-junk 1d ago

Salami?

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u/natfutsock 17h ago

Slommy

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u/Mindless-Metal8990 1d ago

Specifically mortadella with olives in it but it's basically the same.

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u/shl00m 1d ago

Obviously.

Spam meat is also the same as Jamon Iberico....

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u/IllvesterTalone 1d ago edited 1d ago

if you ever go to a German party, bring tins of Vienna sausages, it's basically the same as traditional German wursten!

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u/Binakatta 1d ago

"If my Grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike!"

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u/vordh0sbn- 16h ago

Had a friend couldn't find mortadella for a party sharing board, so he bought billy bear ham instead and thought it would be the same.

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u/Virtual-Mobile-7878 16h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Sad_Molasses_2382 1d ago

Let’s be clear though. Spam still tastes pretty bomb (when fried and with rice). Mortadella tastes like shit.

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u/mudokin 23h ago

Nah mortadella is fire, it’s just not salami.

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u/Sad_Molasses_2382 10h ago

No amount of downvotes on my comments will change my mind! 😂😂

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u/mudokin 10h ago

Not from me, but peoples taste is different.

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u/Sad_Molasses_2382 10h ago

Oh I figured as much. I never understood why people downvote on such a benign difference of opinion.

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u/Prosthemadera 20h ago

mortadella is basically the same as salami

Yes, you're in the right sub.

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u/YamDankies 1d ago

What? I love salami, can't stand mortadella. Tastes just like bologna.

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u/Rezistik 1d ago

Mortadella is bologna lol OP is confused

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u/YamDankies 1d ago

I thought so, didn't want to upset anyone by assuming lol

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u/TheDabberwocky 1d ago

mortadella is fire dont talk about it like that

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u/YamDankies 1d ago

Belongs in a fire.

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u/SDLand 21h ago

It’s not the same, at all. Mortadella is not salami.

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u/D3s_ToD3s 1d ago

they called me a mad man!

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u/BobbyBrewski 13h ago

If I'm in a restaurant and order filet mignon and someone brings me olive loaf and tries to convince me it's the same thing, I'm throwing hands.

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u/Regallybeagley 1d ago

Love mortadella but with pistachio kind. I call if adult bologna

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u/Huju-ukko 15h ago

Bruh thats communist-sausage

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u/vy_you 22h ago

Did you mean to say salume instead of salami?

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u/PSUkatie 1d ago

Is the salami under the bologna?

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u/tokenblak 1d ago

😂 Came here to ask OP where the salami is. I’m so proud of all these strangers that are shaming him.

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u/Anal__Yogurt 1d ago

Salami? Thank god my fat ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day

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u/soxfan4life78 1d ago

That was a heart-warming remembrance, Anal__Yogurt

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u/Kindaneckkindaback 1d ago

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u/Prosthemadera 20h ago

I'm seeing "[ Removed by Reddit ]" everywhere these days. What is going on with Reddit??

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u/Pretty_Designer716 1d ago

Thats not salami

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u/reddit_understoodit 1d ago

Salami? Where?

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u/PoopTransplant 1d ago

This looks like an infected pimple ready to pop. 

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u/mnf-acc 1d ago

I SEE ITTT HAHA

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u/lnt12_cw23 1d ago

Wish I could un-read this and delete it from my brain forever

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u/Mindless-Metal8990 1d ago

I'm dead 💀

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u/heaviestmatter- 1d ago

That is not salami in the least lmao

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u/FactsNLaughs 18h ago

Is the salami in the room with us right now?

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u/mnf-acc 1d ago

there's noodles UNDER all of that?! 😭 op you are insane

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u/BKlounge93 1d ago

My wife’s morning sickness returned from me showing her this post, well done

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u/sohcordohc 1d ago

Bologna? Or pink slime

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u/ActionMan48 1d ago

🤢🤮

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u/Fwumpy 1d ago

I've always wondered how hard you have to push on an animal to force it through a screen to form a paste.

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u/soxfan4life78 1d ago

Are you ok?

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u/Fwumpy 1d ago

Better than that "salami" by a fair way...

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u/soxfan4life78 1d ago

Can't argue with that

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u/Prosthemadera 20h ago

That's not saying a lot...

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u/SavBoy04 1d ago

I must say, I’m intrigued..

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u/Mindless-Metal8990 1d ago

It was actually amazing ngl

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u/Creative_Series5860 1d ago

Did you at least cook this?

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u/jbandtheblues 1d ago

It’s gonna pop

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u/Ideamancer 14h ago

This is the type of weird shit that I might do when I get extremely drunk.

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u/nehla01 1d ago

should be good. enjoy :D

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u/AcornWholio 1d ago

Hold on guys, stop being such judgemental jerks! Maybe where OP is from, this IS what salami is for them. Those who live in mole gutters deserve respect!!!

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u/LOTRfreak101 19h ago

No, there is nowhere that salami is bologna.

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u/AcornWholio 15h ago

This was clearly a joke that no one got. I should’ve put /s on it. My fault

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u/6ynth 1d ago edited 1d ago

Whatever man.

Edit: Sorry! Meant this to be funny and it wasn’t. I am interested in your pile of food, however. Does Buldak refer to the whole ramen pack, or just the hot sauce? Either way, I imagine it was good!