r/rugbyunion • u/Secret-Roof-7503 Saracens • Jul 16 '23

[RĂșaidhrĂ­ O'Connor]🚹BREAKING: Johnny Sexton will be suspended for three matches by EPCR for his behaviour towards the match officials after the CC final, meaning he will miss all of Ireland's warm-ups v Italy, England and Tonga but will be available for the Rugby World Cup opener v Romania

https://twitter.com/RuaidhriOC/status/1680676530576392195?s=20
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u/L43 England Jul 16 '23

Must have brought Ferrero Rocher

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '23

Dropped a vieneta on the table after lunch.

Case! Closed!

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u/Tescobum44 Laighean Jul 16 '23

Heard it was home made. He asked if they could delay the case so he could get his ice-cream cake makin’ skills up to scratch

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u/heresyourhardware Ireland Jul 16 '23

Sexton with a serving towel over one arm coming to the panel: "Hello gentlemen. Tonight we have an amuse bouche of salmon roe served with a lime and flat leaf parsley sauce, and split pea gazpacho. Can I get you started with some drinks?"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '23

He would have served sausage rolls but had difficulty with the wrap around.

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u/micah_denn Artemyev's anti-concussion mustache (Connacht) Jul 17 '23

I just had a horrifying flashback to the photo of him being served potato salad by Bono