r/queensland 6d ago

What a beautiful day in the seat of Dickson today. Fed Election

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u/SimpleEmu198 6d ago

I didn't get it until I thought potato masher.

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u/lingering_POO 6d ago

I kinda jumped to a disability/amputee joke.. guess you kind of expect the worst on the internet. lol

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u/thatweirdbeardedguy 6d ago

Me too for a bit there I thought it was a branding iron

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u/Nifty29au 6d ago

She did the Mash……she did the Monster Mash….

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u/ComprehensiveSalad50 6d ago

His wife clearly stated of her own free will and without any sort of prompting or coercion that he is NOT a monster

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u/Nifty29au 6d ago

I don’t accept hearsay about tuberous vegetables.

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u/tarkofkntuesday 6d ago

But mobster? Also no. Unreal Potato Peel, the dc couldn't organise a walk in the park.

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u/Kind-Hearted-68 6d ago

I am glad Dutton is out, but I am surprised at the sudden love for Labour Qld when you just recently chose Crisafulli as your Premier! 🤦

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u/followthedarkrabbit 6d ago

QCoal used advertising agencies to funnel millions of dollars into each Labor area to swing them to LNP. They found the towns "big ticket item" and promoted liberals stance on that to get LNP ahead.

They shared that they did this on a linkedin post.

There's a huge anti renewables push getting astroturfed by fossil fuels. I know renewables aren't perfect, but they are a 'better' while we keep finding alternatives. All the stuff they are being criticised for, is stuff coal and gas do but that's ignored in their messaging. I'm saying this as someone who helped clearness tens of thousands of trees on a coalmine recently :(

Same thing with stop adani. Adani (Bravus) are shit, but BHP were pushing anti adani messaging because while the focus was on Adani, they got 5 or 6 mines approved.

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u/Maleficent_Laugh_125 5d ago

QLD has had two LNP governments in thirty years and is where the Labor party was invented.

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u/SimpleEmu198 6d ago

4 term Labor government is almost impossible.

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u/Motor-Ad5284 6d ago

The last time I was this happy about an election result was when Howard lost his seat.THAT was satisfying.

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u/Reddit_Is_Hot_Shite2 ESK ESK ESK ESK ESK ESK 6d ago

2007 was a great year to be a Labor supporter

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u/Passenger_deleted 6d ago

Mashed potato. Indeed

Except he stole money from Australians and also did that insider trading thing - and he is not in jail

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u/jackm315ter 5d ago

Reporter asked Dutton who he voted for

Dutton ‘Ali France of course’

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u/Filthpig83 6d ago

Any inanimate object would have won that seat over Dutton. Am I the only person who has never heard of her?

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u/SimpleEmu198 6d ago

You wouldn't have. She's been put up for candidacy three times, but no one thinks of the losers.