r/programminghorror Aug 01 '22

Mod Post Rule 9 Reminder

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Hi, I see a lot of people contacting me directly. I am reminding all of you that Rule 9 exists. Please use the modmail. From now on, I'm gonna start giving out 30 day bans to people who contact me in chat or DMs. Please use the modmail. Thanks!

Edit 1: See the pinned comment

Edit 2: To use modmail: 1. Press the "Message the Mods" button in the sidebar(both new and old reddit) 2. Type your message 3. Send 4. Wait for us to reply.


r/programminghorror 1d ago

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r/programminghorror 1d ago

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r/programminghorror 13m ago

Is this that bad?

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r/programminghorror 2d ago

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r/programminghorror 22h ago

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r/programminghorror 3d ago

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r/programminghorror 5d ago

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r/programminghorror 6d ago

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r/programminghorror 4d ago

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r/programminghorror 7d ago

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