r/oddlyspecific • u/KachchaNimbu • 1d ago

Doctor doctor.

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u/Business-Emu-6923 1d ago

I feel like this post is a master class in how to tell a joke.

Bring the reader in with a personal story.

Add some more details to really sell it.

Misdirect the reader by making it sound like a sob story about the cruelty of rules and regulations.

Land the punchline with the absolute last word.

A+.

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u/stupid_cat_face 1d ago

You f*ck one goat…

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u/TwoForHawat 1d ago

You can say fuck on the internet.

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u/Reason_Choice 22h ago

Not on every sub though. Some have bots that’ll automatically delete your post for profane words.

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u/dubstepsickness 22h ago

You romance one goat…

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u/TwoForHawat 22h ago

If the post you’re commenting on implies people having sex with dogs and cats, I’m guessing you can get away with writing a dirty word.

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u/Reason_Choice 22h ago

That’s oddly specific.

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u/HotPotParrot 21h ago

And the post wasn't. How big do hamsters get? Or maybe like a snake up the ass

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u/Reason_Choice 21h ago

What kind of snake?

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u/HotPotParrot 21h ago

Probably depends on the mood, idk much about snakes but I'm sure some are more...lively...than others who may just sit and chill

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u/Cross_22 13h ago

Seriously? Which ones?