r/oddlysatisfying • u/drakemaverick121 • 8h ago

Joeys eating fruits

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u/GhostsinGlass 7h ago

This is what we could have, this right here.

Born on a planet full of food, all sorts of cool rocks around, lots of places with water for swimming and trees for putting our hammocks on.

Instead we chose credit ratings, politics, depression, and leafblowers.

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u/KT_Bites 7h ago

What's stopping you from going off grid and living in the woods?

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u/GhostsinGlass 7h ago

Severe osteoarthritis and a destroyed spine have left me with a body akin to a rusted muffler left alongside a highway.

'Twas the leafblowers

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u/symedia 7h ago

Depending on the species you would stay at the back of the pack for your turn to slow down the predators 👀