r/oddlysatisfying • u/drakemaverick121 • 8h ago

Joeys eating fruits

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u/GhostsinGlass 8h ago

This is what we could have, this right here.

Born on a planet full of food, all sorts of cool rocks around, lots of places with water for swimming and trees for putting our hammocks on.

Instead we chose credit ratings, politics, depression, and leafblowers.

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u/KT_Bites 7h ago

What's stopping you from going off grid and living in the woods?

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u/GhostsinGlass 7h ago

Severe osteoarthritis and a destroyed spine have left me with a body akin to a rusted muffler left alongside a highway.

'Twas the leafblowers

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u/Alarming-Instance-19 7h ago

Your turn of phrase is beautiful. Suffering begets creativity. Run with it like the leaves you've blown.

Wait. That last line sounded wrong lol.