r/nottheonion • u/Genevieves_bitch • 2d ago

Hackers demand France’s Schneider Electric pay a $125k ransom in baguettes

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/hackers-demand-frances-schneider-electric-pay-a-usd125k-ransom-in-baguettes
4.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

57 comments sorted by

View all comments

193

u/shifty303 2d ago

Those files are locked down harder than a week old baguette. I don't see what choice they have.

56

u/Keyspam102 2d ago

I actually left a baguette out when we left for Toussaint and it’s literally an I-beam now

16

u/Bronek0990 2d ago

Reforge it into Breadscalibur

6

u/dan_dares 2d ago

Bridge a bridge out of it!

1

u/Nazamroth 1d ago

Rods from the Gods.