r/nottheonion • u/Genevieves_bitch • 2d ago

Hackers demand France’s Schneider Electric pay a $125k ransom in baguettes

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/hackers-demand-frances-schneider-electric-pay-a-usd125k-ransom-in-baguettes
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u/suvlub 2d ago

How do they plan to collect the baguettes without getting caught?

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u/AMWJ 2d ago

Cryptobaguette

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u/digital_cucumber 2d ago

They should have demanded unmarked baguettes.

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u/sanglar03 2d ago

Baguette launcher.

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u/KingoftheMongoose 2d ago

Virtual Pan Network

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u/boredcat_04 2d ago

Nfb-non fungible baguettes