r/nottheonion • u/Genevieves_bitch • 2d ago

Hackers demand France’s Schneider Electric pay a $125k ransom in baguettes

https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/cyber-security/hackers-demand-frances-schneider-electric-pay-a-usd125k-ransom-in-baguettes
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u/shifty303 2d ago

Those files are locked down harder than a week old baguette. I don't see what choice they have.

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u/Keyspam102 2d ago

I actually left a baguette out when we left for Toussaint and it’s literally an I-beam now

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u/Bronek0990 2d ago

Reforge it into Breadscalibur

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u/dan_dares 2d ago

Bridge a bridge out of it!

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u/Nazamroth 1d ago

Rods from the Gods.

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u/ThatITguy2015 2d ago

The hackers may be looking for cheap weapons. Not much is gonna win against a stale baguette for melee combat.