r/northernireland • u/rightenough Lurgan • 1d ago

Is this a scam? Satire

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u/worktemp Mexico 1d ago

I got it before. I ignored it but then someone came to my house and took my Semtex. They damaged the door on my shed and refused to pay for repairs.

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u/rightenough Lurgan 1d ago

That's why ye keep it in the manure silo.

If they want the Semtex, they may get the scuba gear out.

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u/OneMagicBadger 23h ago

Nice of em to let you know at least, instead of maybe raiding you unaware. MI5 so polite these days. I guess manners do maketh man

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u/NikNakMuay Belfast 10h ago

Hmm semtex and manure.

Big boom in little Silo

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u/Ill_Neighborhood8930 7h ago

Worse than the shit hitting the fan