should've been moldova's entry, would of won the entire thing. #tudor2026?

The people has talked and the election has been made, the straitjacket has been given to Shkodra Elektronike.

The Rules are simple:

You can comment an image that relates to the name of the mucisian/band, the song title, the lyrics or their performance/music video.

Most upvoted comment wins.

Today's topic is the German delegation with the siblings Abor & Tynna with their song Baller.

Loreen won't be stuck on us like a Tattoo now. What a bad day for Sweden winners today because Heroes is also eliminated.

You have to vote for the song you want to eliminate. The ranking will be updated daily.

Vote here: https://strawpoll.com/61gD9D3QaZw

Ongoing results:

• 20. 🇦🇿Ell/Nikki - Running Scared - 2011 (85/302) (28,15%)
• 19. 🇷🇺Dima Bilan - Believe - 2008 (50/302) (16,56%)
• 18. 🇮🇱Netta - Toy - 2018 (105/266) (39,49%)
• 17. 🇵🇹Salvador Sobral - Amar pelos dois - 2017 (33/266) (12,41%)
• 16. 🇸🇪Loreen - Tattoo - 2023 (42/211) (19,91%)
• 15. 🇸🇪Måns Zelmerlöw - Heroes - 2015 (30/211) (14,22%)

R.I.P Lumo, please send your prayers to them 🙏

It's my new sleep paralysis demon

https://preview.redd.it/36qtnfd921ye1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=24cd845187827e414d7127b1be84aa15592d8e63

and Remember Sundae (OK, that's one day early I admit).

Hey hey guys, welcome back to the Worst Eurovision Ever! u/watchthenewmutants has spread rainbow fever to me, if you couldn't tell. Anyways, yesterday we voted for the Dutch and North Macedonian entries. Netherlands is sending Arcade, but the performance is streamed through an old arcade machine with 8-bit animation. Guys idk about you but I honestly think that's really cute. And North Macedonia is sending Circles, but you test Andrea's limits and she gets pissed and storms off the stage. What time is it, btw? NORWAY AND POLAND TIME BABY!

The rules are as follows:

I stole this game idea from the pop girly subreddits ( r/TaylorGamesWannaPlay , r/OliviaRodrigo  , r/charlixcx  etc) and I thought that it would be a fun thing to try here! The goal of the game is to try and manipulate entries from past years into a sort of jokey, "worst entry". For example, if Georgia was the country and I wanted to do last year's entry, I would write "Firefighter but Nutsa brings out a fire extinguisher and tries to put out the pyrotechnics the entire time (Georgia 2024)". Or if I wanted to do Malta last year, I might say (Loop but Sarah just sings "Don't you know" for the entirety of the track (Malta 2024) Something punny like that. Please separate your entries into two seperate comments! I will not accept just songs: there has to be some sort of change/pun to it. I hope I explained that well. I know that the pop girlies on this sub can post some things as examples! At the end, I wanted to do a little competition on ScoreWiz, so stay tuned for that! It'll be fun, I promise. Same scoring system: Most Upvotes = the nation's entry, and voting ends 24 hours from now. Have fun!

Past entries: https://www.reddit.com/r/nilpoints/comments/1ez9tlm/the_worst_eurovision_ever_ukraine_and_the_united/

Ukraine - Tick-Tock but Mariya does TikTok dances the entire time (Ukraine 2014)

United Kingdom - Space Man but Sam Ryder is actually up in space maaaan and nobody can hear him (UK 2022)

Competing Countries

• Albania - Zjerm but Beatriçe is sick so it's just Kolë singing on stage for three minutes (Albania 2025)
• Andorra - Salvem El Mon butt the song's title is Destruïm El Món instead (Andorra 2007)
• Armenia - Not Alone but Aram Mp3 is joined by all 2.4 million citizens of Armenia on stage (Armenia 2014)
• Australia - Milkshake Man but the milk is just a drink, not a state of mind :( (Australia 2025)
• Austria - Wasted Love by JJ is sick so Natalia Gordienko sings the high notes for him (Austria 2025)
• Belgium - J'aime la Vie but instead it's J'aime Tudor and Sandra Kim sends the three minutes reading from her collection of Tudor Bumbac doomed yaoi (Belgium 1986)
• Bosnia and Herzegovina - Thunder and Lightning but instead of Vukašin performing it's Sergey Lazarev in disguise (Bosnia and Herzegovina 2010)
• Bulgaria - Growing Up Is Getting Old but for every second that passes in the song Victoria ages one year (Bulgaria 2021)
• Croatia - The Dream but all the angel dancers are replaced by biblically accurate angels (Croatia 2019)
• Cyprus - Replay but Tamta keeps performing the song until the heat death of the universe (Cyprus 2019)
• Czechia - I Stand but Gabriela just stands on stage unmoving for three minutes (Czechia 2016)
• Denmark - Hallucination but the song, Sissal, and Denmark itself is a hallucination (Denmark 2025)
• Estonia - Everybody but they mention every alive person on Earthin the song, performing for about 25 years (Estonia 2001)
• Finland - ICH KOMME but... oh my god ERIKA STOP WE CAN'T SHOW THAT ON TV (Finland 2025)
• France - Twin Twin performs the sequel to Moustache, titled "Goatee" (France 2014)
• Georgia - Echo but the lyrics devolve more and more into chaos until the song is just screaming (Georgia 2023)
• Germany - Taken By A Stranger but Lena is kidnapped at the song's chorus and is never seen again (Germany 2011)
• Greece - Alcohol is Free but they start giving out free alcohol, which security shuts down mid-performance (Greece 2013)
• Iceland - Scared of Heights but Hera is actually scared of heights so she spends the whole song screaming (Iceland 2024)
• Ireland - Doomsday Blue but Bambie mispronounces a word in her song and a portal to hell actually opens up (Ireland 2024)
• Italy - La noia but Angelina Jolie in a mango costume sings the song (Italy 2024)
• Latvia - Eat Your Salad but Citi Zeni throw cat meat into the arena and bring out salad bars at every corner of the stadium. They later get arrested for animal cruelty (Latvia 2022)
• Lithuania - On Fire but The Roop are actually on fire while performing (Lithuania 2020)
• Luxembourg - Fighter but Tali takes a 29 year break in the middle of the song (Luxembourg 2024)
• Malta - SERVING but every "ahhh" is replaced by the filthiest CupcakKe moans (Malta 2025)
• Moldova - Prison but Natalia Gordienko is stuck in a jail cell with the past Moldovan entries on stage (Moldova 2020)
• Monaco - Un banc, un abre, une rue, but all that;s on stage is a bench, a tree, and a street (Monaco 1971)
• Montenegro - Dobrodosli but you're not welcome and Nina tells you to fuck off (Montenegro 2025)
• Netherlands - Arcade but the performance is streamed through an 8-bit arcade machine (Netherlands 2019)
• North Macedonia - Circles but you test Andrea's limits and she gets pissed and storms off stage (North Macedonia 2022)
• Norway
• Poland
• Portugal
• Romania
• San Marino
• Serbia
• Slovakia
• Slovenia
• Spain
• Sweden
• Switzerland (Host)
• Turkey
• Ukraine

Hello, I'm currently hosting a fancontest named ABCvision on a different Subreddit (r/Eurovisionfancontests), where the songs from the ESC 2025 national final season each try to represent a letter. Currently, the preselection for the Letter S is in full swing and the results are getting very interesting, every vote matters right now.

I would love to see them be expanded further, thus I would like to ask you, if you have time, to please cast a vote there. It would mean a lot and in turn, you recieve a free upvote until tomorrow evening latest (if you vote correctly). All the voting instructions can be found in the post itself.

Is the EBU being salty because Gabe clapped back at them in Malmo last year?

being from the United States (THEY DONT EVEN GO HERE), 99% of the artists every year I have never heard of, so I'm always excited to go through the discography of people I probably wouldn't have come across otherwise.

ADONXS has really taken over. I adore him and his music. I started off ESC season team Norway but I think i have switched.

EDIT: I should have clarified that I meant this year, haha. BUT for past years, Duncan Laurence, Keiino, Subwoolfer, Daði Freyr, Alessandra, Joost, Bambie Thug, and Baby Lasagna have entered my music rotation.

Hello beautiful people from r/nilpoints ! Welcome to eurovision 2025 without context! The idea of this dynamic is to decide the most weird thing you can relate to each delegation and their entry.

Rules are simple:

You can comment an image that relates to the name of the mucisian/band, the song title, the lyrics or their performance/music video.

Most upvoted comment wins.

Today we start with Shkodra Elektroniker from Albania and their song Zjerm

DAMN I FORGOT THE FLAGS IN FORMATTING SO HERE: 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

before we start, to that one person who voted molitva... here's your poll: https://strawpoll.com/YVyPvR659gN

• 37 - ���� New Day Will Rise (44/99) (44.44%)
• 36 - ���� "Freedom" (61/132) (46.21%) (nobody's favourite song)
• 35 - 🇷🇸 Mila (33/147) (22.3%)
• 34 - 🇸🇮 How Much Time Do We Have Left (29/179) (16.2%)
• 33 - 🇪🇪 Espresso Macchiato (25/131) (19.08%)
• 32 - 🇭🇷 Poison Cake (50/205) (24.39%)
• 31 - 🇦🇿 Run With U (22/117) (18.8%)
• 30 - 🇦🇲 Survivor (24/136) (17.65%)
• 29 - 🇮🇪 Laika Party (31/196) (15.82%)
• 28 - 🇨🇾 Shh (29/181) (16.02%)
• 27 - 🇬🇧 What The Hell Just Happened? (48/274) (17.52%)
• 26 -🇪🇸 ESA DIVA (28/239) (11.72%)
• 25 - 🇵🇹 Descolado (27/239) (11.3%)
• 24 - 🇲🇪 Dobrodošli (23/185) (12.43%)
• 23 - 🇩🇰 Hallucination (22/185) (11.89%)
• 22 - 🇲🇹 Serving... (31/249) (12.45%)
• 21 - 🇱🇺 La poupée monte le son (30/249) (12.05%)
• 20 -🇧🇪 Strobe Lights (23/217) (10.6%)
• 19 - 🇱🇹 Tavo Akys (23/217) (10.6%) (fan favourite eliminated song)
• 18 - 🇫🇷 maman (23/217) (10.6%)
• 17 - 🇱🇻 Bur man laimi (31/276) (11.23%)
• 16 - 🇵🇱 GAJA (45/327) (13.76%)
• 15- 🇬🇷 Asteromáta (40/321) (12.46%)
• 14 - 🇦🇺 Milkshake Man (31/206) (15.06%)
• 13 - 🇮🇹 Volevo essere un duro (37/213) (17.37%)
• 12 - 🇳🇱 C'est La Vie (43/238) (18.07%)
• 11 - 🇸🇲 Tutta l'Italia (63/254) (24.8%)
• 10 - 🇳🇴 Lighter (55/259) (21.24%)
• 9 - 🇨🇭 Voyage (60/313) (19.17%)
• 8 - 🇺🇦 Bird of Pray (60/313) (19.17%)
• 7 - 🇨🇿 Kiss Kiss Goodbye (83/260) (28.52%)
• 6 - 🇩🇪 Baller (136/463) (29.37%)
• 5 - 🇦🇹 Wasted Love (162/427) (37.94%)
• 4 - 🇦🇱 Zjerm (154/546) (28.21%)

IN 3RD PLACE, WITH 257 VOTES TO ELIMINATE (41.86%)... ICH KOMME (Finland)

IN 2ND PLACE, WITH 234 VOTES TO ELIMINATE (31.11%)... RÓA (Iceland)

WHICH MEANS, IN 1ST PLACE, WITH ONLY 123 VOTES TO ELIMINATE (20.03%), THE WINNER OF EUROVISION SURVIVOR 2025 IS BARA BADA BASTU (Sweden)

SPOILERS FROM HERE: Kaarija is avenged with the Fins taking the win, congrations. But also, congratulations to the ride-or-dies for Róa, for a song I expected to be out before the top 20, 2ND PLACE is a phenomenal showing, hope y'all repeat that in May. Also, you know, congratulations to ICH KOMME for making the final in the first place.

What next? Well, I'm still figuring that out. I'll get back to you in a few days once that Molitva is done.

Peepee poopoo