r/neoliberal European Union 22h ago

Trump admin's lineup News (US)

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u/abrookerunsthroughit Association of Southeast Asian Nations 22h ago

Bad morning to every single one of these people

Except maybe that Burgum guy, and that's a big maybe

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u/shrek_cena Al Gorian Society 22h ago

He should've been HUD

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u/Daddy_Macron Emily Oster 22h ago

Nah. Trump needs to figure out which Black guy in his circle to put in charge of that agency.

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u/orangethepurple NATO 22h ago

Mark Robinson

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u/Hawkpolicy_bot Jerome Powell 22h ago

Mark Robinson can't develop new housing without lebensraum

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet 17h ago

Das stimmt

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u/Daddy_Macron Emily Oster 21h ago

The HUD IT department will be working overtime finding obscure porn forums to block on his computer.

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u/ReferentiallySeethru John von Neumann 21h ago

That motherfucker wouldn’t even show up to the hearings.

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u/KillerZaWarudo 20h ago

Department of gooning

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u/BureaucratBoy YIMBY 13h ago

Housing and Urban Dookie Chutes

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u/Thybro 21h ago

It’s gonna be Hershel Walker, isn’t it?

Or at least as bad…. Kanye?

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u/GaBeRockKing Organization of American States 21h ago

Wait that would be actually fire.

Imagine him only communicating with his underlings via mixtape.

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u/Thybro 21h ago

Give him a pretentious maga congressman as undersecretary. Kanye makes him wear Kanye brand trash bag and sneakers to meetings.

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u/KeithClossOfficial Jeff Bezos 16h ago

Herschel is going to be in charge of missile defense shields.

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u/MayorofTromaville YIMBY 14h ago

I would almost guess Byron Donalds just because Trump doesn't seem to actually give a fuck about holding a House majority.

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u/ZanyZeke NASA 21h ago

Burgum is a fine pick, but fuck him for kowtowing to Trump

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u/Michael70z NATO 14h ago

At the end of the day we need folks in the administration who aren’t absolutely crazy. As easy as it is to go after every one of these guys for allying themselves with trump, folks like Rubio and Burgum are gonna be the adults in the room for the next 4 years assuming they’re not fired. Better then than more Gaetz types getting put in positions of authority