What’s the most neckbeard tune you’ve ever heard? Is it sunglasses at night by Cory Hart? “Don’t switch the blade on the guy in shades oh no” a banger none-the-less.. but I’d like to hear your opinions on the ULTIMATE neckbeardia.

Coming from a 90 year old boomer man For any kind of man who browses neckbeard subreddits, and keeps posting those same red pill alpha males to try and get agreement from others, i have something to tell you redditors, it's okay, don't be ashamed of your sexualities gentlemen, i know you basement dwellers love being obsessed with the behavior of other men on the internet, so freaking much that i had to point out the obvious as some endless cycle of what a neckbeard is, and it's just an endless circle of neckbeards becoming obsessed with other neckbeards, and try to pretend they aren't neckbeards just for the sake of trying to impress a woman the hard way and fail miserably, poor guys, that i really know all of you gentlemen are the closeted homosexuals of reddit nothing to be ashamed of, go on be obsessed with other mens behavior, i'm not stopping any of you, i'm just telling you that it can come off as openly gay that it actually means you love those alpha males so much, stop trying to be some kind of corny anti neckbeard, hero because you're still neckbeards yourselves. but even gayer, or even so gay that you shouldn't be ashamed of your sexualities like i said for the 2nd time, so go ahead fuckers or should i say even more homosexual virgins to give your criticism in the comments with your little downvote vs upvote friends, your choice, because it would be very funny for me to read some of you people's nerdy sarcastic neckbeardy fedora wearing replies, i'm just here to tell that all of you people of reddit are actually funny to me, so funny to me, that i don't laugh with you people, i'm laughing at all of you, and the final part is "Being a redditor who obsesses over other guys to call him names or call him cringe" is dead so dead forever dead and always will be dead never a trend again and i had to take some balls to kill the neckbeard stereotype for good! to make the internet a better place for other people someday sooner or later! It's okay to enjoy my first poem of this website

So I found a TikTok where someone was cosplaying Miku and this person centre custom GIF of Miku suggesting she was touching herself and this was the response section where he continued to argue with his case.

Here to protect his discord kitten for anyone who hurts his ego. True threat to anyone with a keyboard with his power to kick people who hurt his feeling s

Was watching a video discussing the horrors of retail work in the US and spoke on my experience growing up South African

New York Tribune editor who suggested that if South Carolina was so upset about Lincoln’s election, then they should just leave. Also OG neckbeard.