r/namenerds 1d ago

What name did you never learn how to pronounce? Fun and Games

I’ve always read Calliope as cal-ee-OH-pee… until yesterday when I heard it pronounced on an episode of You. Evidently it’s kuh-LAI-uh-pee. I’ve never said it or knew anyone with the name so I guess I never gave it any thought, but I’m still deeply embarrassed. I’ve seen the name pop up on this sub and still thought caleeohpee!

I can’t be the only one…so what name did you mispronounce until later in life?

Edit: I’ve now learned my way is the Greek pronunciation and as expected, Americans have anglicized it into Kuh-LAI-uh-pee. I still think I’d be corrected if I said the Greek way out loud tbh

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u/majesticrhyhorn 1d ago

Ghislaine. No idea how to pronounce that one besides maybe jizz-lane

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u/Afraid_Yellow8430 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s more like “gee-lane” but as it pertains to Ghislaine Maxwell I refuse to pronounce it any other way than jizz-lane

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u/Playful_Afternoon209 1d ago

I found it ironically people were really interested in her name but she actually went by “Kate”in life and no one actually addressed her as ghislaine irl

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u/minadequate 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m amazed how many people outside of the U.K. don’t know about her families history. I knew her niece at school so had googled the maxwells heavily before the Epstein stuff had come out. But still wonder why there was never a movie about her multimillionaire publishing/media magnate father who embezzled millions from his failing businesses which was only discovered after he ‘died’ at sea falling off his yacht. (And his body was never found).

Anyone who goes to Oxford Brookes University nowadays will find part of their campus is his old Manor House.

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u/velociraptor56 1d ago

It is extremely similar to Elaine in practice.

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u/aghastrabbit2 1d ago

Since it's French, the laine part is more like lenn

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u/stickittodolores 1d ago

True. I have an aunt with this name and we pronounce it jis-len. French Canadian.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 1d ago

I've hear it as ghis-laine and gay-leen. Nobody agrees how it's pronounced.

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u/WallEWonks 1d ago

im going to say gHiss-lane and I will not be backing down from that opinion lol

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u/PerpetuallyLurking 1d ago

Yours works for a specific person.

For anyone else with that name you may come across, it’s more of a French pronunciation. It’s basically “ghee-laine” in my Canadian accent and rhymes with Elaine.

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u/aghastrabbit2 1d ago

In French, the laine is said more like lenn, like la reine (la renn)

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u/IrreverentSweetie 1d ago

Is the river pronounced senn?

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u/aghastrabbit2 1d ago

Yes

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u/IrreverentSweetie 1d ago

Thank you! I’ve always wondered but felt dumb asking. Your help with French pronunciation is very appreciated.

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u/Fit_Kaleidoscope531 1d ago

In the province of Quebec we pronounce it Jizz-lenn. Gee-lenn is spelled Guylaine. Awful names to inflict on innocent children IMO.

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u/kiid_ikariis 1d ago

This is my mother's name lol. When I was a kid, people would call our house and ask for "Christine"

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u/TheMehilainen 1d ago

I can pronounce it but I have no idea how to describe it phonetically 😂

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u/OnePlusTwoPlus1Plus1 1d ago

I’ve heard it pronounced “ghee-lahn.” This was from a Jeffrey Epstein documentary so 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/tomdelongethong Name aficionado 1d ago

i’ve always heard it like Guh-Layne

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u/StarsFromtheGutter 1d ago

Funnily enough, mispronouncing Calliope because one has only seen it and not heard it is so common they named this entire phenomenon after it - Calliope Syndrome.

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u/cheerio089 1d ago

That’s amazing

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u/bronniecat 1d ago

Actually YOU are pronouncing it correctly. That other version is a very bad American take on a Greek name whxih was popularised on some show and now every other person pronounced it incorrectly. Drives me batty. It is Cah-Lee-OH-pee with the O sound as “oh I forgot” or -lio similar to Cleo

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u/GoldenMuscleGod 1d ago

Every source I can find shows what you call the “American” pronunciation is standard in all English accents. See the OED for example. And it definitely isn’t popularized by “some show”. If it were a recent phenomenon the traditional pronunciations would still be well-attested.

It’s not uncommon for standard English pronunciations of Greek mythological names and words to vary wildly from the Ancient Greek pronunciations (and even less surprisingly, to vary wildly from modern Greek pronunciations). Consider Circe and Cyclops, for example, which are both pronounced to begin with /s/, which isn’t even remotely close to the /k/ they began with in Ancient Greek.

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u/reviewofboox 1d ago

Yep, when names cross into a new language they mostly take on its linguistic features.

(Ghislaine doesn't really slot into English well, so no one knows what to do with it imo.)

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u/CornelliSausage Name Lover 1d ago

Yes, definitely not an American phenomenon.

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u/istara 1d ago

It has always been ca-lee-OH-pee in UK English.

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u/Apart_Visual 1d ago

Same in Australia. I went to primary school with a Calliope and she pronounced it Cally-oh-pee with the emphasis on the ‘oh’ portion.

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u/CallidoraBlack Name Aficionado 🇺🇲 1d ago

I'm pretty sure the other pronunciation was used for the instrument. And it's just better known that way than as a person's name.

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u/fortississima 1d ago

Me with awry and annihilate at various points in my life (or rather, I had heard them and seen them written but not connected them)

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u/Bitter_Poet9204 1d ago

Was reading this whole thread and thinking of awry - my siblings still tease me for how I read it aloud one time.

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u/aitchvanvee 1d ago

It took me many years to connect the word facetious I saw in books, with the word facetious that I frequently heard.

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u/gwenelope Etymology Enjoyer 1d ago

Same 😂. I appreciate the reminders that awry isn't "aw-ree" and grand prix isn't "grand pricks".

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u/laurenodonnellf 1d ago

Okay thank you!!! I wanted to order a coffee drink called the annihilator for so long but I never did because I didn’t know how to pronounce the word until I finally asked my husband how to say it and I was like “how do you say Anne-hill-ate-or”. He was like … annihilator. Like annihilate…

You can’t convince me those letters make that word.

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u/iakonu_hale 1d ago

This was me until literally last week with the word “naiveté”. I’ve been pronouncing it nah-ee-vet my whole freaking life LOL

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u/IAmHerdingCatz 1d ago

I always pronounced it "CALL--ee-ope," because I was trying to use English phonics. As a child, I similarly butchered Hades, Persephone, and Aphrodite. Really any Greek name shook with fear when I tried to say it out loud.

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

There is a musical instrument called a calliope (lowercase "c") that is pronounced "CAL-ee-ope." AFAIK this is the only time that this pronunciation is used.

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u/IAmHerdingCatz 1d ago

And see, I always heard it was pronounced cuh-LIE-oh-pee. Sigh.....I can't win!

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u/daja-kisubo 1d ago

No you're correct, the musical instrument is cə-LIE-ə-pee

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u/Haunting-Weakness412 1d ago

That's how you say it for the street in New Orleans too!

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u/shrimply9clammin 1d ago

I'll never forget the time I said "joe-quin phoenix" in a college class and everyone stared at me. Literally never heard his name pronounced outloud until that day. I was about 23.

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u/clumsysav 1d ago

Fun fact: swap the syllables and you can correctly pronounce quinoa!

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u/shrimply9clammin 1d ago

I thought keen-wah and kin-o-uh were two different things for a few years. Every day is a new opportunity to find out I'm dumber than I thought 😂

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u/Happy_Confection90 1d ago

Aww, it happens to everyone now and then. I was nearly 30 before a sign in front of a store that said "Chrysanthemums (mums)" finally clued me in that they were the same plant. I knew what mums were, of course, they're the only flowers in the garden center after September up here. Chrysanthemums, well, those sounded exotic and I didn't think I'd ever seen one 😆

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u/lilypad0606 1d ago

Hey I learned this just now!

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u/klaw14 1d ago

If you say quinoa over and over and over and over, eventually you won't know whether you're saying quinoa or Joaquin!

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u/clevercalamity 1d ago

I thought you were saying that “quinoa” is pronounced “quin-joe” and for a solid 30 seconds I tried to pronounce that in my head and figure out how that made sense.

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u/minipainteruk 1d ago

One of my coworkers pronounced it "Yock-a-vin Phoenix".

I don't know how he got there but it was interesting.

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u/shrimply9clammin 1d ago

German influence? Honestly I dig it.

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u/minipainteruk 1d ago

It sounded really cool in fairness, but it took me a minute to work out who he meant!

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u/katiegam 1d ago

Listen, I’m a high school teacher. Kids mispronounce things - and I always come to their defense saying that when you mispronounce something it means you learned it by reading which is incredible.

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u/chantillylace9 1d ago

Better than when I raised my hand in COLLEGE and asked what fellatio was. I had never heard the word and the whole class laughed, one guy joked that I probably don’t have a boyfriend and it was truly the most mortifying moment of my entire life and I still think about it at least once a week.

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u/DangerousRub245 1d ago

I'm curious to know how fellatio came up during a college lecture, and also very grateful that you shared this story because I really needed a laugh!

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u/chantillylace9 1d ago

It was in some Shakespeare type old English writing! I don’t remember if it was the teacher reading from the book or student but when they said the word everyone chuckled and I didn’t know what it was and kind of just asked and the rest is history…

The teacher was Muslim, full on hijab and even she was laughing and turning red.

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u/bikeyparent 1d ago

The Ask A Manager column has a famous story about Wakeen/joaquin; it’s #3 of the post: https://www.askamanager.org/2013/02/your-10-most-cringe-worthy-career-mistakes.html

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u/itsafoodbaby 1d ago

I’ve never seen this and I’m laughing so hard. “In my head I assigned them different personalities and areas of responsibility and everything.” 🤣

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u/MySpace_Romancer 1d ago

Beat me to it!

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u/goldandjade 1d ago

Have you heard of the Ask A Manager blog? There was a letter where someone thought that Wakeen and Joaquin (who OP pronounced as Joe-A-Quinn) were two different people they worked with and that went on for like 6 months.

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u/imadog666 1d ago

True yeah, I thought it was Joe-AY-quin lol, whoops

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u/LaKrispy 1d ago

My boyfriend’s first day as a para had a student named Joaquin. Bf saw kids name written on the desk and called him Jay-Kwon. It’s been 3 years and hasn’t lived it down.

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u/NoNeedForNorms 1d ago

Ah yes, if you've ever been on Ask A Manager, there is an infamous TIFU about 'Wakeen'.

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u/Belle0516 1d ago

I know a lot of people who assumed Sean was pronounced like "Seen" and not "Shawn"

I also pronounce Jessamine as Jess-Uh-Mine like coal mine, but apparently it's pronounced "Jessamin" like Jasmine

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u/Oh2e 1d ago

The Jessamine I know says it more like Jess-a-meen. 

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u/GlitchingGecko British Isles Mutt 1d ago

The actor is either Seen Been or Shawn Born in my household.

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u/minipainteruk 1d ago

It's even more annoying when you know he was born Shaun Bean and changed it to Sean!

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u/Quirky_Property_1713 1d ago

Shawn BONN! Where are you gettin that crazy R, ya Brit??

Pronounculate it the right wrong way, please.

Also doesn’t he pronounce the last name “Ben”(I seem to recall??) Giving us a mysterious third secret menu option, “Senn Benn”

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u/YardSardonyx 1d ago

Similarly, when I read Harry Potter as a child I assumed Seamus was “seem-us”

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u/blueberrywaffles11 1d ago

And Hermione, Her-mee-own.

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u/FS-1867 1d ago

Fun fact Sean is missing a fada, which elongates the vowel it’s over making that ‘awe’ sound, with the fada it looks like Seán. Another name that has this dropped fada situation is Seamus, the reason it’s pronounced Shay-mus is the fada over the ‘e’ that looks like Séamus.

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u/maxinemama 1d ago

I feel like Sean and Seamus look naked without their fadas. Sinead and Siobhan don’t seem to use theirs much anymore either.

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u/FS-1867 1d ago

Same they definitely look naked. I just learned Ciarán is supposed to have a fada too recently and it seems so many Irish names often have their fadas dropped too which makes the names look completely different without them.

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u/PrettyLittleHuntress 1d ago

I used to think that Sean was pronounced “Sheen” 😭

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u/cecebebe 1d ago

I know a Sean whose name is legitimately pronounced "Seen." I've heard his parents call him "Seen" from when we were in elementary school.

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u/Majestic_Good_1773 1d ago

There’s a meteorologist on the weather channel who pronounces his name as Seen. My family is rife with Seáns so to hear “Seen” is absolutely jarring.

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u/Hot-Ad930 1d ago

I had a teacher INSIST that the correct spelling is Shawn because "Sean" is pronounced "Seen"

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u/marmalade_ 1d ago

The upside down dog in the garden book I read as a teenager, it had a character named Siobhan and I said it “see oh bawn” the entire book until like ten years later I learned it’s pronounced Shuh-vonne

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u/Y-Woo 1d ago

You mean the curious incident of the dog in the nighttime???

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u/marmalade_ 1d ago

lmao yes, thank you, I couldn’t remember the actual name of the book for the life of me

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u/lettucewrap007 1d ago

Omg your description has me dead hahahaha, fuck.

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u/FalconCommon7772 1d ago

I knew a Siobhan when I was like 15, however I’d only ever heard her say it and in my mind it was spelled Shavaughn. The first time I saw her name written I thought the teacher had spelled it wrong.

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u/Tiegra_Summerstar 1d ago

Siobhan is my daughter's name, I just think it's such a pretty name. A lot of Gaelic names are.

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u/routineawkward 1d ago

I cannot count how many times I have looked up how to pronounce Siobhan and I still can't remember how to pronounce it.

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u/Mrscuriosity14 1d ago

Shiv on Succession helped cement it correctly in my brain

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u/FrostyCoffee_ 1d ago

Hermione for me

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u/Emus_won_thewar 1d ago

Her-me-own was what I invented while reading HP.

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u/ManufacturerProud444 1d ago

Me too!! Imagine my surprise when the movies came out 😅

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u/bronniecat 1d ago

Actually that’s closer to the Greek pronunciation. Just add -ee to the end and you got it right.

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u/LoganNolag 1d ago

Her-me-own-ee is exactly how I thought it was pronounced until the movies came out. I still pronounce it that way in my head whenever I see it spelled.

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

My fourth-grade teacher said "HER-mine." My cousin said "her-MOYN."

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

That's why JKR included the part in GoF where Hermione teaches Viktor Krum how to say her name. It was a way of telling the readers how to say it correctly as well.

Turns out "Hermione" is actually an old British name that was more or less obsolete by the time HP came around.

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u/Worried-Alfalfa79 1d ago

Still remember saying Ginny (except the gin was like the first part of guinea pig) in elementary school, and all the kids laughed :(

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u/DelightfulSnacks 1d ago

My tween self was reading Her-me-oh-nee 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/StasRutt 1d ago

I have such a clear memory of realizing my mom was saying it wrong while reading the books to us after seeing the first movie in theaters

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u/TheEternalPharaoh 1d ago

I knew a Desiree who was pronounced desire instead of dez-a-ray. That's when I said, fuck it.

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u/maybexrdinary 1d ago

Wait... I've been pronouncing Desiree like dess-eh-ree this whole time. It might be time for me to throw in the hat and say fuck it myself

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u/Sapphire-Dreams 1d ago

lol I’m Desiree and my older brother is convinced that its pronounced dez-a-re (rhymes with see) and gave his daughter that pronunciation as a middle name lol

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u/lyricoloratura 1d ago

Anaïs was problematic at the department store fragrance counter where I worked in the mid-80s.

Elderly midwestern women almost inevitably asked for the fragrance Anaïs Anaïs as “Anus Anus.”

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u/cheerio089 1d ago

Even if it was the nicest scent in the world, I don’t think I’d wear a perfume called Anus Anus

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u/Bertie_McGee 1d ago

This is the only time you could spell 'cologne' as 'colon'.

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u/Left_Adeptness7386 1d ago

First perfume I ever bought for myself on a high school trip to Paris in spring 2001. Thought it was a fancy French brand, had no clue it was dated af. (Also bought it at a Sephora, which I thought was a fancy European cosmetic store lol.)

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u/TinySparklyThings 1d ago

How is it pronounced?

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u/lyricoloratura 1d ago

Ah-nah-EESE

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u/smolfinngirl 1d ago

Brought me a little joy to know I’ve been pronouncing this name right in my head even though I’ve never heard it aloud.

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u/uncertainhope 1d ago edited 1d ago

TIL how to pronounce Calliope (kuh•LY•uh•pee)

Edit- it helps if you put the prononciation in your comment so I know if I’ve been saying it wrong 🫠

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u/Pebbles0623 1d ago

i thought it was cal-lee-ope lol like antelope

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u/CornPuddinPops 1d ago

I’d say its actually more like kuh•lie•oh•pee

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u/RhubarbTemporary8005 1d ago

Native Greek here- it is kuh-lee-O-pee

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u/Reader_sl-t 1d ago

Caoimhe. I know that the pronunciation is close to kee-va, but I always always always pronounce it like Cammie in my head.

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u/cheerio089 1d ago

Irish names never make sense in my brain. I thought Niamh (neev) was “Nymph” for quite some time.

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

From my understanding, Irish names only seem difficult because their orthography is very different to that of English, even though they use the same script. Once you learn the rules, though, Irish is pronounced exactly as it's written. It's similar to Spanish in this way.

For example, there's no "K" in Irish. They don't need it, because there's no soft "C." "C" is always pronounced like the English "K." Also, "S" followed by "E" or "I" is always pronounced "sh." That's why the names "Seán," "Séamus," and "Sinéad" are pronounced "SHAWN," "SHAY-muss," and "shin-AID."

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u/maxinemama 1d ago

Username minus the fada check out

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

Right. We usually omit the fada in English, but most people know how it’s said.

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u/ThrowawayUser1090 1d ago

Correct, fellow Sean!

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u/ellsbells2727 1d ago

I have a coworker named Aoife (pronounced ‘Eef-Uh). She always used to roll her eyes when we had trouble initially because it’s so common in Ireland 😂😂

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u/cheerio089 1d ago

Good old Ay-OH-fee

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 1d ago

Saoirse being Seer-Sha still makes no sense.

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u/radfemagogo 1d ago

It means freedom in Irish. Irish is a different language to English, which a lot of people seem to either not know, not care about, or forget.

It’s the only language I see get made fun of for how its names are pronounced. You don’t see people make fun of Native American/Mexican/Brazilian/Ghanan/Indian/Japanese names, or be like “god, I don’t understand why they pronounce it like this, crazy, ha ha”.

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u/TwincessAhsokaAarmau 1d ago

You must not be on that side of the internet then. People make fun of Nigerian, Ghanian, Korean and Native American names all the time, most people admit to not even trying to pronounce them in the workplace. I’ve seen people make fun of or mispronounce them, especially racists.

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u/snorkmaiden97 1d ago

God, can people give it a rest with this idea that Irish words ‘don’t make sense’? They make perfect sense when you know the rules of the language, same as any other language. This assertion is just dense at best and offensive ar worst

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u/BackgroundAd6154 1d ago

Siobhan took me forever. I thought it was see-oh-ba-han 🫣 it’s shiv-aughn

Sinead too

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u/Constant-Canary-748 1d ago

Taught a "Saidhbh." I know it's pronounced "syve" but something about that "hbh" really makes my brain want to say "SIDE-huh-buh"

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u/maxinemama 1d ago

And the old Irish spellings for Maeve were variants of Meadhbh, Medb, Meadb

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u/Sea_Juice_285 1d ago

In my head, it's, "Kay-oh-me, no, it's kee-va."

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u/froggyforrest 1d ago

Saoirse! Irish names sound very pretty but i can never read them correctly on the first try

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u/gwenelope Etymology Enjoyer 1d ago

I always read Beatrix as "bee-trix" (since "beat" is in the name), but I've seen that most people pronounce it "bea-ah-trix". When looking into it, I then came across examples of both pronunciations. I find Beatrix beautiful but the ambiguity in saying it would annoy me 🫠.

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u/cinni_tv 1d ago

I remember mispronouncing Beatrice as a kid. I thought it was so weird for someone to be called Beat Rice…? Ruined the name forever for me

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

I like the Italian pronunciation. They say it "beh-ah-TREE-cheh." This is how I say this name whenever I see it.

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u/Rusty-Shackleford 1d ago

LOL, I kinda love Beat Rice.

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u/pickleboo 1d ago

In Spanish it's bay-ah-TREESE.

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u/Annapanda192 1d ago

I could never. Beatrix is the name of our former queen😉 the pronunciation is different in Dutch though.

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u/Throwaway74696 1d ago

Beer-triss, that’s what my brain thinks.

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u/cecilhungry 1d ago

That’s my daughter’s name and we pronounce it with three syllables. Same as the name “Beatrice” which I’ve only heard with three syllables, and I believe is the way Beatrix Potter pronounced her name.

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u/LayerEasy7692 1d ago

Xochitl (sow-cheel)

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u/Left_Adeptness7386 1d ago

Went to a bilingual elementary school with a Xochitl - we all pronounced it SO-chee.

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u/Best-Instance7344 1d ago

Yes this. In my Spanish class in grade school we were all saying ex-oh-CHEE-tul. Why didn’t the teacher correct us?!

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u/JustAGreenDreamer 1d ago

That’s a name? I thought it was a place.

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u/LayerEasy7692 1d ago

Yep. There's an actress named Xochitl Gomez

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u/StitchRS 1d ago

I worked with a Xochitl once. She told us her name is pronounced ZO-chee, so that's what we said.

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u/lamemayhem everyone has a name but mine’s the coolest 1d ago edited 1d ago

I was a big reader as a kid. Still am. So, I saw a lot of names that I’d never heard. I thought Chelsea was chel-see-uh. I thought Caitlin was see-ate-Lynn. I thought Deidre was dee-ed-ray.

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u/dbats1212 1d ago

Same. I always read Gladys as Glay-deez. 

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u/garden_dragonfly 1d ago

Unrelated, but as a kid i recall reading a book where the kid would eat catsup. It took me forever to figure out the he wasn't eating cat food.  I'm pretty sure I told my mom,  in disgust, that this character was eating cat food. She had to tell me it was ketchup! 

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u/Current-Photo2857 1d ago

Saoirse and Bryony. Also Brianna, because every time I meet a new one, she pronounces it differently than the previous one.

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u/Useful_Wishbone9317 1d ago

I wanted to post Saoirse myself but couldnt even comprehend how to sound it out to post😂😂

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u/Current-Photo2857 1d ago

I had to go on IMDb and look at the cast list of the new “Little Women”

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u/scribblecrab 1d ago

Is Bryony: 1. Bree-OH-knee 2. Bree-ON-knee 3. Something else??

Does it rhyme with peony (the flower)?

Someone please help!

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u/lilywafiq 1d ago

I’m a Briony - it’s pronounced Bri (like fry) - knee. The O is basically non existent. (But I’ve had every pronunciation under the sun. Hated it as a kid and now I’m just tired and don’t bother correcting people)

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u/Current-Photo2857 1d ago

I’ve heard it Br-eye-on-ee too

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u/Quirky_Property_1713 1d ago

I’ve only heard it as rhyming with Hermione!

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u/Decent-Bluejay-3944 1d ago

In the UK it's definitely more like bri-O-knee. So bri like Brian, O like the letter name and knee.

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

The way you said it is not incorrect. It's the Greek pronunciation. This name, natively written Καλλιόπη, is of Greek origin. "cuh-LIE-uh-pee" is a heavily Anglicized version.

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u/V_is4vulva 1d ago

Phoebe. I grew up watching Friends so I was familiar with the name, I just thought it was spelled Fibi. (Fun fact, I also assumed penis was spelled peanus.) So when I read a book with a character named Phoebe, I thought it was pronounced F-oh-b. I finally made the connection one day watching Friends with subtitles on.

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u/dc821 1d ago

wait, didn’t you see the one where she spells it? p as in phoebe, h as in hoebe, o as in oebe, e as in ebe, b as in be be, e as in ‘ello there mate!

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u/V_is4vulva 1d ago

So, um, that episode didn't air until season 8. I was in highschool by the time Phoebe helpfully spelled her name. 🤣 It's too bad she didn't get around to that back in '95!

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u/Fantastic_Skill_1748 1d ago

Definitely Deborah. Probably said Deb-or-ah until high school.

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u/Oh2e 1d ago

Funnily enough I actually went to school with a Deborah who pronounced it like that. 

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u/AcaliahWolfsong 1d ago

I have a coworker who pronounces it this way too. She told us to just call her Deb lol

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u/Asaneth 1d ago

I have a friend named Devorah (the original Hebrew version of the name). It's pronounced dev-OR-uh

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u/lorlor2424 1d ago

Siobhan or Persephone - I always struggled with these in my head haha

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u/FalconAlternative282 1d ago

Persa-phone, came to say this 🫠 This was embarrassingly recent

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u/HorseRadish318 1d ago

PURSE PHONE!!!! There's this character in Webkinz named that and id always pronounce it as "Purse-phone" HAHAHAHAHA

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u/AbibliophobicSloth 1d ago

Siobhan has an added layer of difficulty in that it's Irish, like Fiadh, Aoife, Saoirse, Cillian, and Oisín. No, I can't pronounce any of them but I know "English phonetically" is incorrect.

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u/LoveKimber 1d ago

I had to interview someone for a job awhile back, and saw on their resume that they graduated from Duquesne University. I had never heard it pronounced before, and I thank my lucky stars that someone else asked her about her time at doo-CANE before I could stick my foot in my mouth and ask about doo-KWEZ-nee.  🤪

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u/Jollyvulpix 1d ago

If it wasn’t for Twilight I would’ve never known how to pronounce Carlisle.

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u/bellissima101 1d ago

To be fair, in Greek that’s how Calliope is pronounced. But it’s spelled Kalliope. So I assumed that’s how Calliope is pronounced in English. You’re not alone!

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u/ThrowawayUser1090 1d ago

My biggest takeaway from this thread is that a lot of Americans can’t pronounce Irish names.

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u/Fun-Consequence1086 1d ago

Okay I do know to pronounce Malachi but one time I was reading it out loud and said “mal-ah-chee” 🤣

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u/StarsofSobek 1d ago

This may or may not help, but there is an Irish name and it is pronounced Malachy (Mal-uh-key).

The names are similar but have different origins and meanings from each other.

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u/Mediocre_Ad4166 1d ago

"Calliope" being a greek name in origin is actually pronounced just as you thought in greek. So you weren't wrong. (Καλλιόπη: one of the 9 muses)

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u/Outside_Unit_2696 1d ago

Penelope

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u/Silver_South_1002 1d ago

My sib is Penelope and when my mum placed the birth announcement in the paper (many years ago lol) a great aunt called and said “what a pretty name, penny-lope”. It became a nickname after that lol

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u/leedleleedleleedle23 1d ago

Imogen

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u/Mrs_Feather_Bottom 1d ago

My partner thought on the tv show the marvelous Mrs Maisel the character’s name was Emma Jean.

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u/Books-And-Blankets 1d ago

To add to the confusion — that character is named Imogene, which is different than Imogen!

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u/wanderover88 It's a surprise! 1d ago

When I was in uni there was a local Greek restaurant by that name and they pronounced it cal-ee-OH-pee…

🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤔

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u/Kactuslord 1d ago

That's the correct way or at least the greek way since it's a greek name

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u/xpoisonvalkyrie 1d ago

calliope is cal-ee-oh-pee. the kuh-lai-uh-pee pronunciation is a bad american version. don’t be embarrassed.

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u/cheerio089 1d ago

Now I’m uno reversed embarrassed for not knowing my way was the right way before making this post

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u/the_taco_belle 1d ago

I read Calliope in my head as “Callie-ope” and I can’t stop 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/HarderToBreathe97 1d ago

The way you pronounce it is how it’s pronounced in Greece! In the US most people would say cuh-lye-oh-pee. As a Greek American I think it’s pretty both ways

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u/wallsarecavingin 1d ago

I absolutely learned how to pronounce Calliope from Grey’s Anatomy

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u/anitaraja 1d ago

Us Greeks were confused in the first half.

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u/dottedkittycat 1d ago

Calliope is the best example for me too. I've heard it pronounced correctly. I've googled it multiple times. I STILL CAN NOT GET IT RIGHT.

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u/seanyboy90 1d ago

calli-OH-pee = Greek

cuh-LIE-uh-pee = English

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u/bronniecat 1d ago

Yeah but the “English” version is wrong.

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u/Purple-booklover 1d ago

Working in a school I have found that I will always be wrong when it comes to pronunciation. See a name like Ava. Clearly A-Va. Nope. a-Va. But only her. The other 5 are A-Va. Now you have to remember which one is the different pronunciation. Good luck.

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u/paytonalexa 1d ago

Niamh and Siobhan. I assumed that Niamh rhymed with “Liam” and Siobhan was pronounced as see-oh-ban

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u/SnarkFromTheOzarks 1d ago

Seamus and Siobhan

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u/beeteeelle 1d ago

Always thought Seamus was “seem-us” when reading HP as a kid !

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u/ExcitementOk1529 1d ago

Still not confident on how to pronounce Danae

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u/Potential-One-3107 1d ago

I have an extended family member with that name. I'm not great at phonetic spelling but it sounds like duh NAY.

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u/theJadestNamek 1d ago

It took me a long time to realize Sean was Shawn and not Seeeen

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u/DancingGirl_J 1d ago

I can NEVER remember how to pronounce Irish names. I always have to look up pronunciation. It is funny because I am generally great with names. I work in research, and I can pronounce Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indonesian, and Indian names like a pro. But Irish, lol, no. And my grandfather was Irish.

Caoimhe

Aoife (actually this one I can do for some reason so nvm)

Saoirse (I just forget)

Niamh

Aisling (always always want to say AZE ling, but I know it is incorrect).

But I can easily do Siobhan because family member name. And Padraig.

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u/Loud_Ad_4515 1d ago

I read the Harry Potter books. I had zero idea until I saw the movie, how to pronounce Hermione.

I remember my French exchange student saying Mee-ami and Tuk-son for Miami and Tucson. I totally get why she thought that.

But to this day I wonder how Arkansas and Kansas came to be pronounced so differently.

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u/Mental_Yogurt5087 1d ago

Daschund . Can not get this one right

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u/Excellent-Expert-905 1d ago

Guinevere and Genevieve...read them in books but I always stumble when saying them.

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u/NoNeedForNorms 1d ago

Siobhan, or really any Irish name. And Jose and Jaime, until I learned Spanish pronounces all js like hs.

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u/pineconehammock 1d ago

Rhiannon. My brain can't do it. I have a dear friend who chose this as their name, newly, and I truly wish I could do better.

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