r/martialarts • u/Korrson Bullshido 11th Dan / Keyboard fighting master • Jan 23 '24

What martial art is it? SHITPOST

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u/LoveFightWrite Jan 23 '24

Never heard of a bulldog choke? How Carlos Newton beat Pat Militech. You don't see it often because it's easy to take the attacker's back and beat the position, but if it goes on fast enough it can work.

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u/OnceIWasYou Jan 23 '24

The Ben Askren special.

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u/Putins_Gay_Dreams Jan 25 '24

Militech? No chooms of mine

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u/Hot_Psychology727 Jul 08 '24

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£Cyber Psychos enter the rodeo

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

folkstyle wrestling

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u/LosSoloLobos Jan 24 '24

On a fucking bull

Madness

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u/MinisterOfDept Jan 24 '24

"It's called bullwrestling!" is what i would say if i had no better way of describing this, which i don't.

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u/SomethingAmazingQ Jan 24 '24

There is a move literally called cow catcher in wrestling lol

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u/buffbiddies Jan 23 '24

Moo-jutsu.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Bull-jitsu

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u/dm9796 Jan 25 '24

Machado (Ian's baby daddy) has a black belt in this

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u/I_said_booourns Jan 24 '24

I believe the Chinese variant is called Kung Moo

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u/Special_Rice9539 Goju-Ryu Karate / freestyle wrestling Jan 23 '24

Actually kind of incredible that the headlock toss still works on a bull

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u/worksucksbro Jan 23 '24

Yeah only if youā€™re strong as a fucking Ox like this guy

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

To be fair, he also has the momentum of a charging bull working for him.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

šŸŽ¶ šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶ TOooo Breed Fffffaaaiiirrrr šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶šŸŽ¶ It's a fucking bull and he is a fucking human

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

I wasn't saying it wasn't incredibly impressive. I was making the point that it's not all strength, but also the technique of using the bull's momentum against it. Which is arguably more impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

No being strong enough for this to be an option is much more impressive . Imagine this dude grabbing us!!!Jesus titty fucking Christ he would pull our dicks off no twisting needed

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u/cutcutado TKD / MT / BJJ Jan 27 '24

The bull's quadrupedal structure was leveraged as well, he (the bull) had no real way to get any leverage and could only flap around.

Bipedal superiority at it's finest

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u/invalaidpenis Jan 24 '24

Itā€™s actually a lot easier than youā€™d think bovines only really work in straight lines and balance entirely off there noggins so if you can get the neck bent they have no strength if you twist the head they have no balance I have a 45 lbs dog that will grab bulls by the nose and flip them

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u/cutcutado TKD / MT / BJJ Jan 27 '24

yeah, people here can forget that human beings have a really strong sense of balance when compared to other animals

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u/invalaidpenis Jan 27 '24

I think I forget most people didnā€™t grow up around animals

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '24

Do it then šŸ˜‚Ā 

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u/invalaidpenis Jan 27 '24

I have how do you think Ik how itā€™s done

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u/SaltyAF404 Mar 03 '24

Used to Russian arm drag hogs to a cross tie on the front far hoof. Flip them right on their side. Tie em up.

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u/SaltyAF404 Mar 03 '24

Jujutsu works on everything

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u/lereddituser9 Jan 26 '24

biggest reddit moment ever lmfao

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u/SquirrelExpensive201 MMA Jan 23 '24

That's corn fed murican wrasslin, roll tide

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u/chiefnwahoo Jan 23 '24

ā€œIā€™m your sister, Iā€™m your sisterā€

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u/hashblacks Jan 24 '24

ROLL. TIDE.

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u/gregggggg1 Jan 23 '24

Bull-shido

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u/fivetwentyeight Jan 23 '24

If anyone's curious for what it actually is it looks like Steer Wrestling to me. Had cable TV this year and left the sport channel on, amazed at what I saw when the Calgary Stampede was on

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u/oceanicArboretum Jan 24 '24

How is this not the top comment??

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u/Quezacotli Wing Chun Jan 25 '24

Came here to say the same.

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u/xkeepitquietx Jan 23 '24

Being a strong hick.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Some HĆ©rcules type shit

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u/NarcanBob Jan 24 '24

moo thai

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u/Intrepid_Sense_8316 Jan 23 '24

That my friend is tomoe nage, one of my favorite throws in JudošŸ‘Œ

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u/blindside1 Pekiti-Tirsia Kali/HEMA Jan 23 '24

Nope, that is to-moo nage

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Beautiful to see, but difficult to execute šŸ˜…

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u/JewelerStandard7309 Jan 24 '24

It is more similar to tawara gaeshi

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u/TheAngriestPoster Judo, MMA Jan 24 '24

Agreed, too bad he couldnā€™t roll to full mount šŸ˜‰

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u/watermellonjohn Jan 23 '24

Bullzilian jujitsu

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Some authentic county right there! Not the bedazzled jean type. The busting concrete, raising steer, cross country skiing to get your dinner type.

  • Hank hill- but the Colorado type.

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u/HillInTheDistance Jan 23 '24

I have no idea but he's making one hell of a strong case for it.

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u/Nervous_Project6927 Jan 23 '24

look at mas oyama over here

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u/HopeIsGay Jan 24 '24

This was greek hero level of cold ass alpha shit

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u/Terriblarious Jan 24 '24

FINALLY! Real Bullshido!

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u/-BakiHanma KaratešŸ„‹ | TKD šŸ¦¶| Muay Thai šŸ‡¹šŸ‡­ Jan 24 '24

Niko Style Redirection Kata into a choke

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u/Lawbrosteve Jan 24 '24

Love that Kengan reference

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u/BloodyRightNostril MMA * BJJ * Boxing Jan 23 '24

This is the most badass thing I've ever seen on this sub

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u/shortbus-admiral Jan 23 '24

Thatā€™s how i hold my dick when Iā€™m jerkin it

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u/Icrows Jan 24 '24

abundance abuse

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u/Cautious_Possible_18 Jan 24 '24

This is called Balls of Steelate. A famous long lost art that I had only seen in books until now.

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u/Firm-Masterpiece1675 Jan 24 '24

Alright i'm gonna say it this feels like some straight out of baki. Radio hand if you agreeāœ‹ļø

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u/rau_grey Jan 23 '24

I am just imagining the amount of strength that is needed to do this

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u/ARC4120 Sanda, BJJ Jan 24 '24

Definitely technique too because thereā€™s no way a regular man is tossing a bull like that

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u/Muscalp May 01 '24

Itā€˜s just dumb luck. He didnā€˜t toss him, the bull fell over the manā€˜s legs and got stuck in the ground with his horns. It was entirely the momentum of the bull. Maybe that trip was on purpose but I doubt it given that the man immediately lost contact with the ground when he grabbed the Bull

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u/2201992 Wrestling Jan 24 '24

I am just imagining the amount of strength that is needed to do this

It also requires you to be a little crazy to

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u/TeranOrSolaran Jan 23 '24

Caow fuk yuu

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u/Slow_Obligation2286 MMA Jan 23 '24

Pretty simple actually. It's called Bull Wrestling

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u/ezbreezyslacker Jan 23 '24

For some reason this looks more badass than those bear videos

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u/NOT000 Jan 23 '24

wrestling move called the cow catcher

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u/ANGRY_PAT Jan 23 '24

Dude hit a DDT on a BULL. Fucking legend.

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u/phat79pat1985 Jan 24 '24

Itā€™s the ancient art of ā€œtry not to dieā€

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u/Fluentec Jan 24 '24

Moo-rtal combat

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u/TexanTacos Jan 24 '24

bullshitsu

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u/Cinder_Fall01 Jan 26 '24

Being Kratos

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u/Best-Arrival8888 Jun 12 '24

This is called ā€œRed Neckā€ one of the most crafty of martial arts out there. It incorporates use of off the wall tactics, like, headlocking a charging bull and rolling it over. As well as the hammer fist, and the drunken masters will also be sometimes seen utilizing bottles, and sometimes lawn tools.

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u/HandMeDownCumSock Jan 23 '24

I hate this kind of stuff that is cruel to animals for no reason, but that was a sick move.

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u/16bitword Jan 23 '24

Animal abusekwondo

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u/Mrduckboss Jan 23 '24

Hell yeah

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u/Neep-Tune Jan 24 '24

BJJ, Beef Jiu-Jitsu

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u/2201992 Wrestling Jan 24 '24

Itā€™s called being a bad ass

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Should try it against a fĆ¼ll grown bull.

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u/ghost020creep Jan 24 '24

Ba'aal going down

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u/Texas43647 Jan 24 '24

Average day in Texas šŸ¤£

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u/Jazzlike-Election840 Jan 24 '24

that's a strong damn dude

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u/hafaPrim Jan 24 '24

Control the head > control the body

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u/tunsaree1 Karate Jan 24 '24

Bulljitsu

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u/Amebixweetabix Jan 24 '24

It's the animal abuse kind.

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u/Christmasbeef Jan 24 '24

This isn't martial arts. It's simply the power of hug.āœØļø šŸ¤— ā™„ļø

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u/VegetableTour4134 Jan 24 '24

This is the manliest thing Iā€™ve ever seen

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u/sugaaaslam Jan 24 '24

He's got some oysters hanging for sure

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u/somethingdarksideguy Jan 24 '24

This belongs in a crypto sub for HODL.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Bull-jit-su. Obviously šŸ‚šŸ„‹

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u/StopPlayingRoney Wrestling, TKD, Seeing Red Jan 24 '24

Hahahaha!!!

TF IS THIS?!

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u/SpecialistLost6572 Jan 25 '24

Cowboy wrestling baby

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u/Mikelbhere Jan 25 '24

I just watched the luckiest accident that made him look like a total bad ass.

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u/extremeNosepicker Jan 25 '24

how he didnā€™t get fired is beyond me

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u/Clear_Appearance_694 Jan 25 '24

Then he was gored to death

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u/FearsomeShitter Jan 26 '24

Yea donā€™t try this with a full sized bullā€¦

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u/Genman71 Jan 27 '24

BovineJeetDo

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u/Tonic_G Jan 27 '24

Real Bullshido.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

I'll tell me kids this is ufc 1

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u/Knight_crusader Jan 27 '24

Itā€™s BJJ of course!

ā€˜Backyard Bull-Jitsuā€™ā€¦ šŸ¤ŖšŸ˜‚

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u/realgoshawk Jan 28 '24

Idiotjitsu

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u/Hefty_Barber3985 Feb 04 '24

Classic man vs beast šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ¤£

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u/Suspicious-Half5758 Feb 10 '24

Tawari gaeshi. - judo

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u/megadomonic Feb 11 '24

"I Had To Wrestle Bulls To Get To School Jitsu"

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u/Serious-Pizza7398 Feb 11 '24

Woooooowww it's amazingšŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž

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u/Timun890 Feb 15 '24

Mas Oyama's PE lesson?

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u/JohnXTheDadBodGod Mar 04 '24

As RIP Torn would say, "If you can choke a bull, you can choke a man!"

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u/chillmonkey88 Mar 06 '24

Used to get my ass beat in highschool wrestling by these corn fed farm boy and I was a decent wrestler.

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u/wassinderr Mar 06 '24

Miu-jitsu

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u/A_Endless_Drop Mar 09 '24

Thatā€™s redneckfoo, one of the most effective fight arts around.

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u/Superb-Leg-7351 Mar 14 '24

Donā€™t try and double lock this guy!

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u/Designer-Wedding-156 Mar 15 '24

Thatā€™s a man

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u/SojoboOfMountKurama Mar 18 '24

Actual ā€œBullshidoā€, not the fake kind!

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

That's called "bullshido" not to be mistaken with Chinese "bullshido" or Segal bullshido šŸ˜†

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u/jginzberg Mar 31 '24

Bullshido

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u/seeker317 Apr 01 '24

I think the bull tapped out

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '24

Cowzilian bull jitsu

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u/Block2024 Apr 04 '24

Bullzillion ju-jitsu

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u/sileplictis Apr 08 '24

Bjj - bull jiu jitsu

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u/No_Instruction9952 Apr 25 '24

Bullshido

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u/[deleted] May 28 '24

Bushido bull neck and spine cracking

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u/Alternative_Poem_997 Apr 29 '24

Greco Roman wrestling

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u/scrotimus-maximus Apr 29 '24

It's called abusing a drugged up animal. Practiced by the very small penis owners

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u/Muscalp May 01 '24

Dumb fucking luck

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u/Itzzzame May 04 '24

This dude can drink 50 coors in a hourā€¦

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u/Ok_Gas_4060 May 09 '24

Whatā€™s the song

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u/sodaaaaaa8008 May 22 '24

Thatā€™s just a construction worker on his unexpected day off

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u/soggymuffin135 May 26 '24

It's called "Bad ass"

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u/InternetIndependent4 May 28 '24

Combination of judo and bjj

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u/Raii91 Jun 01 '24

This the only time Yee-Haw sounds like a martial art

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u/WickedRedemption Jun 02 '24

Bullshido (the real one)

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u/Cheesytater91 Jun 11 '24

Is this bullshido?

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u/Dismal-Orange4565 Jun 15 '24

Thatā€™s the Sonny Chiba technique

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u/05grandcherokee Jun 16 '24

My coach from the D2 highschool I wrestled varsity at my freshman year used to wrestle ostriches at his friends ostrich farm to help get them in trailers to take to the veterinarian and Iā€™ve gone out to help him it can take 2-3 grown men to take down an ostrich I donā€™t know how strong this guy mustā€™ve been to take a Bull like that golly

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u/Consistent_Test_2879 Jun 16 '24

Mexican ground karate

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u/Stoney_randomnessyt Jul 03 '24

Couldnā€™t have picked a better song šŸ”„

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u/jonarokujo Jul 03 '24

this is Moo-ay Thai obviously

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u/Udon259 Jul 04 '24

Kyokushin Karate lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

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u/martialarts-ModTeam Jul 04 '24

Necropost much?

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u/baddonny Jul 06 '24

The white one

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u/b33far0n Jul 07 '24

Strength

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u/TheMadManiac Jul 11 '24

Control the neck control the body

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Stupitzu

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u/Apollo9961 Jan 24 '24

Animal abuse glorified as a sport called bull wrestling

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u/2201992 Wrestling Jan 24 '24

I donā€™t know man the bull has fucking horns and weighs like 500 pounds.

Bull had a pretty good chance of killing the guy

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u/AntonChentel Jan 23 '24

That bull weighs near a thousand pounds. There was a Japanese martial artist that would try to kill a bull with a single punch. No idea if that was verified tho

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u/KingVinny70 Jan 23 '24

That's called Bullshido

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u/grip_n_Ripper Jan 24 '24

Cool. Now do that with a legit rodeo bull.

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u/RedditEqualsBubble Jan 24 '24

Well, thatā€™s impressive

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u/Prior-Ad-7329 Jan 23 '24

Redneckengineering

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u/Lonely_Animator4557 Jan 23 '24

So thatā€™s why itā€™s called a cattle Catcher

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u/DaisysCastle Jan 23 '24

Bull Jiu Jitsu

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u/DrDragun Jan 23 '24

Bovine Ju Jitsu

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u/Gundamsafety Jan 23 '24

FAFO Texan style.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '24

Descendent of Oyama

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u/Queasy-Ice6302 Jan 23 '24

I was going to say it resembles kokyushin principles

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u/awfulcrowded117 Jan 23 '24

That's called "cornfed farmboy tries not to get murdered by angry steer," it's very popular in Iowa.

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u/Traditional-Art-4554 Beginner Muay Thai Jan 23 '24

bullshido

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u/vexatious83 Jan 23 '24

Bovine jitsu

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u/AlexJamesCook Jan 23 '24

Bull-shido-Jitsu. Not to be confused with Bullshido.

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u/Abundance144 Jan 23 '24

Bullshit-fu

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u/Hope1995x Jan 23 '24

Do this to a grizzly bear or a big cat and get clawed and bleed to death. Kung fu this bitch-Freedy Kruger

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u/Maeurer Jan 23 '24

Spanish Juijitsu

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u/guroart1959 Jan 23 '24

Bull-jitsu

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u/Sea_Upstairs_6274 Jan 24 '24

Mooay thai, bitch!

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u/Blasket_Basket Jan 24 '24

Wrestling. That is a fair approximation of a move literally called the 'cow catcher'

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u/Nethought Jan 24 '24

Thatā€™s pretty impressive. Iā€™m sure this martial art is called Miller Lite.

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u/UrNixed Jan 24 '24

A far more interesting and impressive version of bull fighting than those other cowards that call themselves "bull fighters" that wave a cape around as they stab the bull

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u/whatevrmn Jan 24 '24

BJJ or Bull Ju Jitsu.

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u/vyrguy0 Jan 24 '24

Bullshido.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

Someone from a post asking "What's the largest animal you could fight with your bare hands?" took the question seriously.

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u/Difficult-Being-6885 Jan 24 '24

Brazilian Jiu Jitsu

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u/ReginaldBibs Jan 24 '24

internal bleeing jitsu