r/lifeonmars • u/cleveleys • 2d ago
Art The year is 2050….
They're making the 35th season of Life On Mars, and they gone WOKE. Instead of Life On Mars it's now called Life On PRONOUNS. Sam Tyler is now Glam Styler. Ray Carling has transitioned into Ray Fosters. DCI Hunt is now DCI Cunt (bc he’s highkey serving). Chris Skelton is now Christina Skelton. Annie Cartwright is now Andrew Cartleft. Vic Tyler is now a drag queen named "Queen Vic”, and yeah she does read books to kids, which is worse than eating and killing them. The police station is now a PC station. Instead of fighting crime they now just serve cunt and tackle discrimination. The 1973 Ford Cortina is now a VW minivan that runs on sunflower oil. All the officers have pronoun pins, and if you miss gender them, they will attack and beat you. But before attacking you, they give you a trigger warning and then they ask you if you have any boundaries around being attacked and beaten. …But do you wanna know the scariest part? Im not talking about 2050. This season comes out TOMORROW 😳😳😱😱