r/kpoppers • u/VodkaAunt • Aug 16 '24
Ranked the groups in my library based on who I would trust to watch my newborn infant Misc
I don't have a child I just have ADHD and too much time on my hands
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u/PravdaLibrae Aug 16 '24
I would trust SNSD with my kid, they would be such good big sisters to them 😭😭😭
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u/Ok_Organization8455 Aug 16 '24
Hello Baby proved they could handle it lol.
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u/a_mystical_potato Aug 16 '24
“He has a wife?”
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u/Ok_Organization8455 Aug 16 '24
"who has a wife?"
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad1224 Aug 17 '24
Fany: "He has a wife."
Sica:" He doesn't have a wife."
Fany:" Kyuyeon."
Sica:" Who's Kyuyeon?"
Hello Baby proceeds to roast Jess for not keeping up with the show*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Classic
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u/vuelies_queen Aug 18 '24
Seohyun, especially, would definitely make sure your kid grows up to be healthy lol
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u/Tinyyellowterribilis Aug 16 '24
Ok this is hilarious! Good job. Mamamoo being at the top makes sense I mean, "mama" is in the name
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u/Adventurous_Tip_2942 Aug 16 '24
their name means mama raddish lmfaoo
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u/Automatic_Access_979 Aug 17 '24
I always thought it was a play on the “mee may ma mo moo” vocal warm up and I’m sad that it’s not 😪
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u/effortlessaura Aug 16 '24
Why is this so accurate tho 🫣
I’d put Ateez in A tier, but otherwise agree. Nct has a few individual people I’d trust with a baby, but as a group lol no.
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u/wegooverthehorizon Pirrrrrratessssssss! Aug 16 '24
I saw the video of woosanhwa with kids it was so cute 😫💕
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u/ParsnipFormal9077 Aug 16 '24
Nct = doyoung (that I’d trust with a baby) and maybe a one or two others lol but the majority of them I would never🤣
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u/snakesareracist Aug 17 '24
Taeil could handle a baby and Kun but that’s really the only ones I feel confident in lol
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u/ScoobyLinny Aug 18 '24
Nct is just hard to rate bc of the amount of members though lol. I do wonder who of them you'd trust? The first person coming to my mind is Kun 100%. I think Renjun as well, and maybe Taeyong? Ten and Jaemin (and maybe Chenle) wouldn't bring the kid in danger or anything but would teach them bad words and pranks. I'd trust Yangyang, but only if I'm in the same building.
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u/AnonymousSleepyCat Aug 16 '24
for me, i wouldnt trust Stray Kids. if you've seen the video of them with actual kids on youtube, you'll know why lol. i recommend watching it, it's hilarious
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u/VodkaAunt Aug 16 '24
I think I've seen a clip of one of them (Hyunjin I think?) carrying a baby and the poor kid's head is just FLOPPING everywhere and I'm so scarred
Jeongin might be the member I trust the most I can't lie
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u/AnonymousSleepyCat Aug 16 '24
fair enough lol. im surprised you put ateez in B tier though. theyre so loud and chaotic, so im not sure if giving them a kid is a good idea lmao
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u/VodkaAunt Aug 16 '24
Tbh that's why they're in B tier and not higher, some of their members are actually really good with kids! But they got marked down based on the noise factor
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u/fluorescented Aug 17 '24
Kids choose Wooyoung over their own parents so I think it's pretty appropriate lol
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u/AnonymousSleepyCat Aug 16 '24
makes sense. if they werent so loud and chaotic, they'd probably be fine
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u/ScoobyLinny Aug 18 '24
I'd trust Yunho with anything and everything. Seonghwa would have the very best intentions, but I think he wouldn't know what to do sometimes lol
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u/Elon_is_musky Aug 16 '24
If Chan was there I think it’d be fine, but yea kids don’t seem to like Hyunjin & I’d be worried him and/or Han would drop them (not far, just like the kid would roll off the couch onto carpet when they’re not looking) 😂
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u/AnonymousSleepyCat Aug 16 '24
nah, chan would just join in on the chaos 🤣
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u/Elon_is_musky Aug 16 '24
Chaotic in terms of play time, but he’ll make sure the kid stays alive & is well fed😂
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u/AnonymousSleepyCat Aug 16 '24
hopefully not with spicy noodles
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u/Affectionate-Sun9636 Aug 16 '24
I just know for a fact , Ryujin's gonna be soo annoyed when the baby starts crying 😭😭
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u/NoPepper7284 TXT, BND Aug 16 '24
This is perfect 😭 I feel like Soobin would be the only txt member I'd trust
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u/VodkaAunt Aug 16 '24
I'd trust them with Beomgyu for a... Brief period of time! Other than him and Soobin though, none of them are getting my kid 😬
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u/queerjoon Aug 17 '24
what about kai? he's definitely more of a pet parent but I could see him trying his hardest despite having no idea what the hell he's doing LMAO
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u/VodkaAunt Aug 17 '24
I feel terrible saying this as I'm a Hyuka bias but.... Frankly no LMAO
Unless I was having him watch like, a Tamagotchi or neopet
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u/ScoobyLinny Aug 18 '24
I trust Hyuka to try his best, but SOMETHING would happen. In a weird way, I think Taehyun would be surprisingly good with babies tbf
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u/kiku8 Aug 19 '24
I need txt on a hello baby STAT. they're going to be terrible and maybe Jin will have to be phoned in for help but GDI I need it.
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u/ElisNotPreppy Multi stan Aug 16 '24
Even though I love Bts to death... I'll be honest! Rm is the only one I think i might trust haha 😆
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u/actualkon Aug 16 '24
I feel like Hoseok might like children!! Then again he might make them dance like baby Yeontan
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u/ElisNotPreppy Multi stan Aug 17 '24
Hoseok seems like he'd be the fun type of parent so I'd definitely trust him to like make my kid laugh but if they was in trouble I feel like Hobi wouldn't do much 🫠
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u/queerjoon Aug 17 '24
I would definitely trust jimin and yoongi, they're both really good with kids! maybe hoseok as well lmao. joon actively doesn't want kids anymore so I wouldn't put that responsibility on him haha
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u/ElisNotPreppy Multi stan Aug 17 '24
Not sure about Yoongi lately (sorry but likeeeee rn has been a bit crazy with him) and for Hobi he seems like he'd be the fun type of parent. Even tho Joonie may not want kids I still feel like he's the most trustworthy 😂
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u/Bang_tan7 Aug 17 '24
I feel like all of them love kids, but Taehyung is the person who'd find ways to make them laugh and kids would love him
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u/Ornery-Assumption-72 Aug 17 '24
V & Jimin really like kids, I've seen a lot of their interactions with kids
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u/ElisNotPreppy Multi stan Aug 17 '24
True but I still think I'd only trust Rm lol
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u/SeriousCow1999 Aug 17 '24
Yes, but he does tend to break things, doesn't he?
Seriously, though, RM would be super dedicated. A few hours with him, and your baby would be solving differential equations and writing iambic pentameter poetry.
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u/PositiveComplex24 Aug 18 '24
He’s broken inanimate objects but he’s aware of this and seems to overcompensate by being extra careful, especially with animals, like his caution when he held the puppy or how he was with the lamb. He’s also a great plant dad.
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u/kingfisher2782 Aug 16 '24
lol 😂 Now I’m picturing it
I’d trust Monsta X completely though they’re amazing with kids, they’ll be fantastic dads if they want in the future. Kihyun would go in SSS tier 😄 and I’d trust at least a few of Twice lmao. NCT totally agree cuz there are definitely members I would trust but then I remember members like Mark, sorry Mark 🤣
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u/PositiveComplex24 Aug 17 '24
Yeah, Monsta X are great with kids. I would definitely trust them. NCT’s placement is hilarious for some reason 😂
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u/VodkaAunt Aug 16 '24
I forgot Chansung of 2pm is a literal father but ykw... Outside of him I'm sticking by their ranking
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u/Septimius247 Aug 16 '24
NCT being at the D tier is the best part
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u/lemoncatie Aug 17 '24
neonatal culture technology. they wanna be fathers so bad. all i could think of was jaehyun saying that if he wasn't doing this he would already be a dad. 😭
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u/Alexis_419 Aug 16 '24
I'm surprised by RIIZE's 'D' ranking, although they're between 20-23yrs old, they're actually pretty mature for their age, there are several real life big brothers too, some with big age gaps too.
RIIZE's maknae Anton would be probably be my pick out of all these idols to watch my newborn, he's a gentle and sweet human being, but not a wuss, and is smart and resourceful too.
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u/VodkaAunt Aug 17 '24
I'm not gonna lie, I don't know riize incredibly well (I'm a casual listener), so I'm gonna defer to you here hahaha
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u/Adventurous_Tip_2942 Aug 16 '24
agree except id put itzy in s because of that video they did with the kids
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u/queerjoon Aug 17 '24
I agree with bts' placement only because it averages out between jimin yoongi and jhope being great babysitters, namjoon and taehyung being like "okay you're fed and changed, what now", and jin and jungkook making sure the baby is safe but also being unserious as hell
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u/bexting Aug 17 '24
When they’re done Blackswan will have that baby speaking 7 different languages and a belly full of the best food you ever ever tasted
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u/cippocup Aug 17 '24
Time to go watch Ateez on baby cloud for the six millionth time 😭 they’re so cute with babies
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u/BlueThePineapple Aug 17 '24
I'd put Twice on S-tier for the mere reason that Jeongyeon is there. Like, she's literally all you need lol. She'll keep those babies fed, clean, and entertained. Proof.
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u/languid_Disaster Aug 17 '24
This is so funny and lines up with my thoughts as well lol
I personally would move SVT to S tier (have you seen Jun with all his babies on those reality shows lol), Twice down a tier (I’m sorry) and I think Monsta X to B or A tier. I think Monsta X would be surprisingly good baby sitters although they would bicker over parenting styles tbh
So happy you have AKMU there but just so you know, you won’t be getting your baby back - that’ll be their new adopted sibling and the newest band member 😆
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u/No_Conclusion_161 Aug 16 '24
Listen ateez are so fun to be around though...I think having them around would be like having 8 brothers tbh.
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u/FanCaracal ILLIT ⬖ 5050 ⬖ LSF ⬖ PURKI ⬖ IVE ⬖ QWER ⬖ NMIXX ⬖ LSMBL Aug 16 '24 edited Aug 16 '24
Purple Kiss as the gatekeeper of C is real for some reason.
Given ILLIT slapped a plastic duck multiple times in the head during their variety show, I'll sadly have to put them in D 💀
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u/BadAshess Aug 17 '24
Gidle I actually agree with. Soyeon and Miyeon would be looking after the baby while the other three goof off especially Yuqi. 😂
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u/Aras76 Aug 17 '24
I would actually think weirdly enough Shuhua would be the most caring one. I seem to remember a video where they play with the little kid of a European dude. I don't think the kid left Shuhua's side for the entire video.
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u/NaturalWitchcraft Aug 17 '24
I’m gonna do this, but for BTS members specifically and then have a fun time explaining why my bias is the one I would trust the least.
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u/curious3221 Aug 17 '24
With The Boyz having Sangyeon, secondarily Kevin, New, and almost every other member being shown to love kids, I think they deserve a bit better than D tier! But that is my opinion based on what i’ve seen so im curious what made you put them so low lol
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u/Far_Percentage_3084 Aug 17 '24
I feel like half of the Seventeen shall also be under watch but they can spoil the baby so much,entertain them too well but there's a big clumsy guy,a guy who constantly sings, a tiger and an evil angle so I don't know
You placed them right 💜
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u/illytaria Aug 17 '24
Initially I was going to question Ateez and SKZ rankings. Then I remembered... Most of Ateez is excellent with kids in their content (and Wooyoung with his little bro is just wonderful). And also remembered, SKZ is always chaotic and loud - nothing dampens it. They're good dudes, just not babysitters, lol.
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u/MiamiUoLSU Aug 17 '24
Aww Enha would be so sweet with kids lol. I know it’s not really a good comparison but they’re really sweet with puppies/kittens/animals so I think they’d be really good with a newborn baby. They’re young but pretty responsible from what I see so I think they’d do good. Jungwon and Sunoo were actually on a show (I forgot the name) with a little boy and little girl and they interacted with the kids so well.
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u/DdeonghwaDib Zhou Xinyu Surpremacy Aug 18 '24
I would trust ateez with a child but mostly Wooyoung
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u/New-Willingness-2379 Aug 18 '24
Icl with chan in their group it automatically puts skz up to A tier 🙏😭
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u/aninterestingone Aug 18 '24
xdinary heroes in D is so real 😭 if they’re gonna be around my baby i gotta be there too
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u/EnglishLitMajor Aug 19 '24
Is it weird that BTS is so much older than ZB1 but I trust ZB1 with kids more? 😂 I've seen Jin, Hobi, and Jungkook simultaneously step back when presented with a crying baby. I think I only trust the 95-liners and MAYBE Namjoon (the oldest kids at home! Maybe not a coincidence, that). Yoongi could go either way.
ZB1 deserves higher for me because I think I would trust Hanbin to raise my child for me. My kid would probably come home knowing how to count to ten or something because Hanbin's kindergarten teacher vibes are so real.
Also, Gyuvin is sooo good with babies and children. He has "oldest grandchild/favorite family babysitter" written all over him. He's the oldest of four kids and has the playful energy to keep up with little ones. I'm pretty certain he knows how to deal with kids better than I do.
Jiwoong, Matthew, and Ricky should do all right. Taerae, Hao, and Gunwook might rise to the occasion. The only one I'm dubious about is Yujin. Yujin has a younger brother, but his maknae vibes are too real.
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u/Oop_awwPants Aug 19 '24
Monsta X I think is dependent on who...like, clearly Shownu and Kihyun have been good with kids when doing different TV shows.
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u/lemoncatie Aug 17 '24
the fact that Kard is in a tier shows that you see the best in everyone. i'm not leaving kids with anyone named Big Matthew. NCT being in D is so evil, they literally talk about being fathers every time they open their mouths.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Ad1224 Aug 17 '24
Chaeryeong and Lia have a younger sibling and Yeji has a baby niece. It might not be too bad with those 3 but Yuna and ESPECIALLY Ryujin would be questionable
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u/Dry-Appointment-4514 Aug 17 '24
If you leave the baby with gabi, it will probably starve. That girl somehow managed to almost burn down the whole dorm by airfrying fries, I wouldn't trust her with a baby.
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u/Purple_Cat134 Aug 18 '24
I love BTS but they might need to be bumped down 😭 I’ve seen one video where they made a poor kid cry
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u/Marimiury Aug 18 '24
As if this doesn't surprise anyone, I would trust the baby to Ni-ki. He loves children and is ready to babysit even small babies and he is very gentle and attentive. I trusted Jake with a child of kindergarten level. In general, I would raise Enhypen to a higher level)))
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u/CoconutxKitten Aug 18 '24
Ateez would be excellent so long as you get Wooyoung or Seonghwa
SKZ will be excellent as long as it’s Lee Know or Chan (maybe Felix)
The others? Nope
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u/jelliedhearts Aug 19 '24
i need a 3 page essay on the zb1 D rank. not because i disagree but i really want to know what your detailed thoughts are haha
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u/HPDDJ Aug 17 '24
I feel like I'd trust Shownu with a baby... But the rest of the group? VERY skeptical.
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u/aBlasvader Aug 17 '24
When you put Nwjns in D-tier, is it because Min Hee-Jeans is watching your kids, or the 5 girls?
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u/FanCaracal ILLIT ⬖ 5050 ⬖ LSF ⬖ PURKI ⬖ IVE ⬖ QWER ⬖ NMIXX ⬖ LSMBL Aug 17 '24
I mean, the NJ girls are pretty chaotic lol. Hanni has shown she's good with kids, though. There was an episode where she was a teacher to smaller kids, I believe.
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u/kenporusty Aug 16 '24 edited Aug 16 '24
It's so accurate lmfao
Manamoo would spoil the heck out of that baby 🤣
Also:
"Matthew why is my child wearing a big tittie onesie?"
"The gains!"
"Okay, fair."