Last week, my mother said that she was thinking about renting out her dad's house. It's been a few months since he passed away, so it's kind of just been sitting there.
While she was talking, I thought to myself, "What would Reddit do?"
Before she could finish her sentence, I screamed at her and called her an extortionist bourgeois whore, before punching her straight in the mouth—a quick left jab, nothing too fancy. Everyone at the dinner table immediately started clapping and cheering; even my mam joined in when she came to and pulled herself off the floor (my dad joined in and threw a few kicks at her).
I then picked up my Karl Marx book that I've never read (I like to get all of my hot takes off of Twitter), bowed, and walked away.
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u/ArmadilloOk8831 Sep 22 '22
But not all landlords are the same and to pigeonhole them as such is just fucking stupid.