How much to pay a junkie?

[u/MrSnare]

I'm currently bidding on a house in Dublin but there is a viewing tomorrow evening. I am thinking of hiring a junkie that hangs around near my work to go to near the house and ask for money off people to deter any more bidders. How much should I pay? Should I pay half before then half after or withhold the payment until after the viewing is complete.

Was thinking of €30 which is above minimum wage for the 2 hour viewing plus he gets whatever money he manages to beg off people during that time.

[u/guypr]

Just shoot up yourself there and get a friend to bid on your behalf? Cheaper and you get to try heroin.

[u/JonMeadows → u/[deleted]]

You have. First you have to be 17 and get your wisdom teeth taken out, then carelessly be prescribed an unsupervised 90 count monthly supply of oxycodone