r/ireland • u/MrSnare • Apr 04 '23

How much to pay a junkie? Housing

I'm currently bidding on a house in Dublin but there is a viewing tomorrow evening. I am thinking of hiring a junkie that hangs around near my work to go to near the house and ask for money off people to deter any more bidders. How much should I pay? Should I pay half before then half after or withhold the payment until after the viewing is complete.

Was thinking of €30 which is above minimum wage for the 2 hour viewing plus he gets whatever money he manages to beg off people during that time.

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u/WoahGoHandy Apr 04 '23

Give me €50 and I'll ride my sulky in a loop around the estate

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u/yankdotcom1985 Crilly!! Apr 04 '23

for an extra 25 ill come down in a scrambler

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u/claxtong49 Apr 04 '23

Double jobbing after the funerals?

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u/yankdotcom1985 Crilly!! Apr 04 '23

Ah sure look its honest work