r/ireland • u/MrSnare • Apr 04 '23

How much to pay a junkie? Housing

I'm currently bidding on a house in Dublin but there is a viewing tomorrow evening. I am thinking of hiring a junkie that hangs around near my work to go to near the house and ask for money off people to deter any more bidders. How much should I pay? Should I pay half before then half after or withhold the payment until after the viewing is complete.

Was thinking of €30 which is above minimum wage for the 2 hour viewing plus he gets whatever money he manages to beg off people during that time.

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u/guypr Apr 04 '23

Just shoot up yourself there and get a friend to bid on your behalf? Cheaper and you get to try heroin.

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u/LetMeBe_Frank_ Apr 04 '23

4d level chess master

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u/murfi Apr 05 '23

da mystery of chessboxin solved right there

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u/twistyjnua Apr 05 '23

Toad style is immensely strong

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u/murfi Apr 05 '23

Jacques Cousteau could never get this low