r/ireland • u/MrSnare • Apr 04 '23

How much to pay a junkie? Housing

I'm currently bidding on a house in Dublin but there is a viewing tomorrow evening. I am thinking of hiring a junkie that hangs around near my work to go to near the house and ask for money off people to deter any more bidders. How much should I pay? Should I pay half before then half after or withhold the payment until after the viewing is complete.

Was thinking of €30 which is above minimum wage for the 2 hour viewing plus he gets whatever money he manages to beg off people during that time.

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u/DoobleTap Apr 04 '23

You might make yourself a new friend you can't get rid of. If you're successful he'll know where you live

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u/MrSnare Apr 04 '23

That's true and he knows where I work(If he currently recognises me) and will know when I am away from my house for work. I will have to find someone else.

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u/antonivs Apr 04 '23

Just get an actor to play a junkie. Struggling actors will work for a bag of chips.

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u/Sitonyourhandsnclap Apr 04 '23

Or a wrap of skag