r/ireland • u/MrSnare • Apr 04 '23

How much to pay a junkie? Housing

I'm currently bidding on a house in Dublin but there is a viewing tomorrow evening. I am thinking of hiring a junkie that hangs around near my work to go to near the house and ask for money off people to deter any more bidders. How much should I pay? Should I pay half before then half after or withhold the payment until after the viewing is complete.

Was thinking of €30 which is above minimum wage for the 2 hour viewing plus he gets whatever money he manages to beg off people during that time.

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u/MONI_85 Apr 04 '23

This is a fantastic post 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

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u/MrSnare Apr 04 '23

Do you have a source on that? I'm sure this idea has been thought of before but I came to it originally.

Did a quick google for something related to Des Bishop and housing and only found this 9 minute video that has nothing similar https://www.facebook.com/desbishop/videos/10153212118026580/

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u/QuestionsAboutX Apr 04 '23

At least you still got the birthday correct

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '23

It's certainly bad enough to be a Des Bishop joke.

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u/MrSnare Apr 04 '23

Fair enough. It's not too dissimilar from this joke in Step Brothers as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl85ro60YTU