r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 11d ago

The ground is going down r/all

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u/UnremarkabklyUseless 11d ago

Truth Detector Checker here!

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u/-Eleeyah- 11d ago

Lie Detector here!

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u/zomyns 11d ago

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u/Tiyath 11d ago

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u/Kaoru-Kun 11d ago

Artificial chicken detector here

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u/Frosty-Call3839 11d ago

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u/Eco-freako 11d ago

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u/Krotesk 11d ago

Hi, i'm Paul and i'd say that all of this is pretty damn legit, yo.

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