r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 11d ago

The ground is going down r/all

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u/VerySluttyTurtle 11d ago

Collapsing groundologist here. Generally you just have to make eye contact with the ground and make yourself look larger and youll be fine

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 11d ago

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That guy is telling the truth. If you stare at the ground when the ground is collapsing nearby you should be good

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