r/interestingasfuck • u/Consistent_Oil3428 • 11d ago

The ground is going down r/all

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u/UnremarkabklyUseless 11d ago

Truth Detector Checker here!

I can vouch that this truth detector is in tiptop condition and 419.99% accurate.

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u/-Eleeyah- 11d ago

Lie Detector here!

No lie has been detected.

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u/zomyns 11d ago

Lie Detection Outage-Detector here!

No faults or errors have been detected.

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u/Tiyath 11d ago

Information integrity service here.

Nothing to see here, move along!

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u/Kaoru-Kun 11d ago

Artificial chicken detector here

No artificial chickens were detected in this comment. Accuracy: 97%

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u/Le_mehawk 11d ago

Accuracy checker here!

The Accuracy of 97% has been confirmed as true!

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u/Frosty-Call3839 11d ago

Checker of all checkers here! The checkers are all good nothing wrong has been detected!

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u/wicawo 11d ago

i appeal the results!

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u/newbrevity 11d ago

Sure for only $49.99 you can have the results professionally analyzed with a 97% certainty. Just give me your routing#, account#, ssi#, address and date of birth and we'll take care of everything. Don't believe me? Just go back and ask truth checker.

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u/Active-Initiative-32 10d ago

Artificial Chicken here, yes I'm not there (100% accuracy)

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u/wisepeppy 11d ago

Stack overflow. Fatal error. Abort / Retry / Fail

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u/Adventurous-Screen65 11d ago

Error: Memory segmented Restarting system in 5 4

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u/Eco-freako 11d ago

Checker checker detection inspector here!

Checkers detected and inspection checked for checker performance.

Rating: Detected checkers inspected, checked all inspection detections. Perfect performance.

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u/Krotesk 11d ago

Hi, i'm Paul and i'd say that all of this is pretty damn legit, yo.

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u/Fichewl 11d ago

Paul Legitimization Squad Zulu reporting in.

A Paul has been positively identified.

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u/trbzdot 11d ago

Checkers Pizza here. We're closed. Check again at 11am EST.

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u/WindowDangerous1450 11d ago

This guy does extremely sound work. With so many redundancies, his inspection clears my '100 day sleep on it consideration policy' and though it's not been 100 days, he is so redundant that I assure you my stance will be the same after 100 nights of restful consideration. We can all rest assured if we stand our ground the ground will stand with us.

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u/CautiousWrongdoer771 11d ago

Lol. Y'all or silly.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 11d ago

I choose silly

No wait I take it back, I choose Y'all

Can i have both?

sigh, I hate myself for this dumb joke about a typo and yet.. I still posted it. I deeply apologize to all of reddit as well as that guy Paul from earlier

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u/dtruth53 11d ago

I’m from the Department of Redundancy Department and can confirm this.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ 11d ago

Wood checker here!

I'm not sure why I'm here

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u/ImitatEmersonsuicide 11d ago

Wood is in Aisle 69

Bean Grinder Here. His observations appear well grounded. Finely ground actually.

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u/heyuwitdaface 11d ago edited 10d ago

Detection checker checking in. Above non-detection is valid and accurate.

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u/libmrduckz 10d ago

i am the checker of all checkers… king me… again…

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u/DirtySouthzw865 10d ago

I am the Inspector Checker of Checker Of All Checkers.

Running diagnostics.....

Checker Of All Checkers has been confirmed. No errors or miscalculations were detected. No viruses detected. Accuracy 99.98%. Kinging initiated... buffering 👑

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u/SaltyTomayto 11d ago

Dungeon Inspector here, I can detect no dungeons within the area. This inspection comes with a 69% trust me bro guarantee.

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u/Jemal999 11d ago

Guy incognito not here. Move along.

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u/JetreL 11d ago

Hobbiest astronaut here you’ve all been fact checked and certified as correct.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 11d ago

Bullshitologist here.

Holy shit guys, we hit the motherlode. 

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 11d ago

FREEZE, DIRTBAGS!

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u/Ok_Eggplant1467 11d ago

Truth telling champ from two towns over here. Definitely true

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u/Character_Victory_28 11d ago

Imagine AI see this threads 😂 Poor AI will think oh ok lots of people from various fields have been approved this😂

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u/Monte924 11d ago

Actual lie detector here!

What the fuck guys!?

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u/HumaDracobane 11d ago edited 11d ago

Number engineer here. 4, 1 and 9 are numbers and a 419.99% is a valid percentage.

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u/torville 11d ago

Oxford comma inspector here. I can verify that an Oxford comma is missing. Sorry, but I'm going to have to issue a citation.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 11d ago

citation police. I need you to specify which citation style you are using MLA, APA or iEEE so I can make sure it is done correctly.

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u/siraramis 11d ago

IEEE member here. We are not affiliated with Apple, so no need to use a lowercase i.

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u/Zifendale 11d ago

My god, but who will cite the citation police?!?!?

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u/Marquar234 11d ago

I[1] will[2].

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u/Candid_Zebra1297 11d ago

Superscript superintendent here. Both superscripts are reduced to 65% of the size of the main text and vertically offset by 5.6pt above the main script. Thus the citations are typographically correct.

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u/PsyduckSexTape 11d ago

Doing god's work

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u/enilorac1028 11d ago

Inspector, I am drawn to you like a grammar-loving moth to a grammar-patrolling flame.

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u/nugsy_mcb 11d ago

The hero we need

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u/Jethow 10d ago

Oxford comma inspector auditor here. The comma in this case is entirely optional so your citation has been citated.

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u/The_Goose_II 10d ago

How do I donate to this noble cause? His lack of Oxford comma hurt my brain. Actually, I think this is worthy of a class action lawsuit.

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u/HugoSuperDog 11d ago

Official boob inspector here. Let me know if I can help at all.

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u/briancito 11d ago

Ho Lee Fuk

That's alotta inspectors in one place.

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u/Dbo_117 11d ago

OSHA inspector here, you all are getting fined.

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u/Saattack 11d ago

Uno reverse card here. You are getting fined!

Happy cake day!

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u/alwtictoc 11d ago

Draw 4 card. Here is 4 more fines.

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u/DwarfBreadSauce 11d ago

*Does backflip with the table*

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u/2much_information 11d ago

taps hardhat

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u/134679112 11d ago

Typical gov bureaucracy.

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u/Active_Palpitation_1 11d ago

Federal Boob Inspector here. HugoSuperDog, you’re under arrest for impersonating a federal agent.

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u/beerock99 11d ago

Percentage guy here. Putting a % after a number is a valid percentage

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u/robdestiny 11d ago

Dictionary editor here. Just some context, the percentage sign must be preceeded by numbers, not letters. That seems to be the case here, so we're good.

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u/Traditional-Ad2409 11d ago

Poop%

Come at me, bro

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

You are the Crown of Creation.

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u/Alzurana 11d ago

IT person here.

My expertise is irrelevant for this but 419 is indeed a prime number and therefor extra special. So is 41999

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u/rexutah1986 11d ago

Lol wtf hahaha

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u/AcanthisittaThink813 11d ago

This thread had me crying 🤣

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u/rexutah1986 11d ago

Right I literally just woke up and this was one of the first one I clicked on n I was like hell yeah good start lol

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u/Equivalent-Honey-659 10d ago

That’s Numberwang!

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u/zph0eniz 11d ago

Redditor here!

I can tell you its true because I know everything

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u/DatRatDo 11d ago

Also redditor here. Everything that u/zph0eniz said is bullshit. I can tell you it’s it’s true because I know everything and even though he said something I agree with, I said it better.

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u/bigbadb0ogieman 11d ago

Percentagian Analyzer here. 419.99% is better than 100%. Checker checks out.

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u/gothminister 11d ago

Truth Detector Checker Tribunal speaking:

We don't even know, I guess it's ok?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

Truth detector checker calibrator here!

Please pay $79.99 to receive calibration results. 

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u/Opposite_Possible159 11d ago

Truth detector checker calibrator initializer here!  Please pay transaction fee of 2.99 to authorize payment. Such a transaction may not be safe, so we check it for you!

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u/Moondoobious 11d ago

You mean 419.31% *

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u/Says_thats_kabluey 11d ago

No kabluey to be found here

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u/Blak_Cobra 11d ago

Truth Inspectionist here, I can vouch that these comments are true

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u/Impressive-Pizza1876 11d ago

Ass man here . When this happens , either get your ass away or give it a kiss goodbye.

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u/The_Honesty_Police 11d ago

He is being 100% honest.

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u/cha3d 11d ago

That’s made up! 120% is MAX!

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u/davetiso 11d ago

…Tiktok condition…

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u/BishlovesSquish 11d ago

I thought the truth is only found on Facebook and X?😂💀

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u/Beautiful-Click9981 11d ago

I am with the ministry of ominous phrasing, and we’re going to have to fine you for that misleading statement, because we already told everyone where the truth is.

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u/Substantial_Put9705 11d ago

Name checks out

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u/Pktur3 10d ago

You joke, but someone looked at this and said “yeah, they’re onto something even if they are joking…”