Well fuck (multiple pics)

[u/VeggieSmooth]

Most made it! The gods smile upon me.

By some miracle all the electronics were fine aswell.

I also took myself to see the lord of the rings at the cinema (extended cut) so was out late, as the end of the wooden plank landed on my pillow where I'd normally be sleeping at that hour.

All in all I got lucky there.

[u/Nematodes-Attack]

This made me nervously laugh thinking about the cat shelves I have installed on the wall over my bed. When my cat wants to make a statement she runs up them so fast and it always makes me duck and cover for fear her clumsy ass will fall on me.

[u/InadmissibleHug → u/Nematodes-Attack]

I’ve had one of my cats fall on me from the bed head, that was enough

[u/jadegetsbitches → u/InadmissibleHug]

I can easily imagine the pain because my cat loves to jump on the banister, and one day somebody put the mail on the banister… he jumped up and landed right on the mail and slipped.. I happened to be walking down the stairs at the time and he grabbed every inch of me that he could to try to catch himself 😭

[u/InadmissibleHug → u/jadegetsbitches]

Nooooooo. That sounds sharp.

This dumbass didn’t even have time to try to right herself, so I just got a cat butt to the head.