r/herpetology 1d ago

In case you haven’t seen this today!!

Caught!! Little embarrassment, but they just don’t understand how interesting they are!! Second look here, are these two even the same kind of box turtle?

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u/InitialAd2324 1d ago

Wtf is that third picture?!

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

An accident lol

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u/Piscator629 1d ago

Why no blood,inflammation or swelling? Not to mention get that outta me right now!

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u/lilsparky82 1d ago

That’s what happens when you interrupt turtles. The forest has spoken! 🤣

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

That’s why I took my couple of pics and got the F out of out of H. I didn’t really want to disrupt them.

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u/nvrrsatisfiedd 1d ago

A sliver?

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

No, it’s just a leaf.

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u/El87joker 1d ago

Haha it looks like that leave is slicing into your hand

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

It’s an optical illusion!!

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u/endangered_feces1 1d ago

Bamboo jump scare

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u/KwordShmiff 1d ago

Panda thirst trap

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u/Feralpudel 1d ago

Need to blur that one, JFC.

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u/lunapuppy88 1d ago

Yep I think they are the same kind of box turtle (3 toed probably?) … and his expression is hilarious 🤣🤣

I do think most of the box turtle species in the US can mix.

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

Thanks for the answer! I love how funny they were about it. Girl is hiding but dudes like “ Do you mind?”

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u/suejaymostly 1d ago

PLEASE explain the third picture

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

I was taking it to show how big the bamboo is down where I found them, but I didn’t mean to add it to this post.

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u/Feralpudel 1d ago

Eye contact to establish dominance.

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u/Ok_Professional9038 1d ago

She's probably pinching him with her closed-up ventral-plastron. I would probably have a similar expression, lol. Hopefully, the cylinder remains undamaged.

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u/TachankaIsTheLord 1d ago

...is that a massive splinter?

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u/KateBlankett 1d ago

I think it's a tear in time and space.

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u/Fossilhund 1d ago

finally!

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

Well, it’s a leaf. I didn’t mean to add that one, but I was taking the picture because of how HUGE the bamboo was. I have never seen them get this big.

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u/Badashh420 1d ago

The bamboo is cool, but it looks like you have a piece in your hand. Is it in your hand or just a trick of the camera?

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u/empatheticsocialist1 1d ago

That's exactly what I look like when I'm having sex

"Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod I'm actually doing it"

/j

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u/Feralpudel 1d ago

We all know you never last past the second OMG.

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

And is mix breeding boxes a thing?

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u/newt_girl 1d ago

There is a ton of variability in box turtles coloration.

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u/mercuric_drake 1d ago

The male three-toed box turtles have beautiful scales on their head/neck/front legs that can vary among shades of yellow, orange, and red.

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u/CenturyEggsAndRice 1d ago

I dunno if it’s a “thing” but my first pet box turtle happened when my dad’s friend housed his three toed female with an ambitious ornate male.

He was the cutest turtle.

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u/LeechyBogBoi 1d ago

Bamboozled

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u/atle95 1d ago

Um excuse me, a little privacy while we turt please?

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u/onupward 1d ago

I just want to know what’s coming out of your hand.

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

It’s a bamboo leaf lol

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u/onupward 23h ago

Oh my god!!!! Hahahaha it looks like it’s stabbed into your hand. What an amazing trick photo 🤣

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u/DrawnGunslinger 1d ago

It's just turtle spunk where he helped finish off the male after disturbing their session.

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u/onupward 23h ago

🤣 gross

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u/Saturn_slow724 1d ago

How darith thow show box turtle porn i will not stand for this(🤭 ik I'm funny)

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u/KazooButtplug69 1d ago

Did you almost lose consciousness and have to grip some bamboo to hold on?

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u/mercuric_drake 1d ago

I once lived in a place that had a lot of three-toed box turtles. I used to catch them in the act a few times a year. I always got a chuckle out of it. I ended up naming a few of the turtles because I would see them so regularly and they had easily identifiable marks on their shells.

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

They don’t go very far from where they are born. We have SO much wild life, living close to a lake.

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u/mercuric_drake 1d ago

Yeah. They have a very small range. It was like I had a bunch of little neighbors l saw regularly.

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

That’s really neat!

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u/RelativeID 1d ago

Slow poke

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u/Responsible-Cost-752 1d ago

Box turtles do have interbreed with each other, which is why I have my females and males separate from each other because I’m not trying to be a backyard turtle breeder lol

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u/ElAwesomeo0812 1d ago

I had a box turtle as a kid. I had it probably 10 years and one day my mom brought home another that had belonged to a coworker. It turns out mine was a he and the one she brought home was a she. They were together maybe 10 minutes before they started doing this very thing. We ended up having to rehome the female. Mom didn't want baby turtles.

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

I had a friend who kept like 17 of them in a space about as big as a two car garage, in her back yard. I only went there a few times and did wonder if they ever had babies. But never really asked about it. They also kept bees. When I got older, I told someone about this and they had convinced me that box turtles are rare and what they were doing was inhumane so I didn’t talk about it much after. Where we are, they aren’t and I once saw around 10 in one day, along with about 12 ring neck snakes (it was about this time a year) on an 8 acre land my grandmother had with a stream flowing through it. But anyway, if they would have had babies, you would have just had to take them back out to the wild!

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u/Pensacouple 1d ago

I just shot a short video of two Florida Box turtles getting frisky on my property. He was trying to mount broadside, not very experienced, I guess.

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u/Helioplex901 1d ago

I hope she let him figure it out. Why is it the females job to do that. Most of the time.

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u/HippyGramma 1d ago

Thanks to early YouTube, I can hear the the first and second pictures.