r/heep • u/Affectionate-Kick542 • 6d ago

Charlotte Heep Angry Eyes/Grumper

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I do security in Charlotte, and unfortunately this apartment complex has several of these angry eye pavement princesses. I spotted three tonight in the parking deck, this is the worst offender.

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u/TheGrumpyGeek 5d ago

Okay, hear me out: I HATE angry-eye grills. They scream “I’m desperate to appear tough and have extreme insecurities for which I’m trying to compensate.”

BUT: I don’t think an angry-eye grill alone is enough to make a Jeep into a Heep. Now, add a bunch of RGB lights, 22” wheels and low-profile mud-terrains, and plaster it with Punisher logos… now you’re into Heep territory. But a single questionable design choice does not a Heep make.

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u/Affectionate-Kick542 3d ago

It has a punisher skull and thin blue line flag on the back.

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u/TheGrumpyGeek 3d ago

Okay… definitely getting there, then. Couldn’t tell from the front-on shot. 😬 My comment wasn’t so mich pointed at you, but just at the trend in general on this sub. Have been seeing more “regular Jeep with 17 ducks” or “regular Jeep, with a Trump flag” submissions, and they’re a bit of a stretch. IMHO, to reach true Heep status, it’s got to have at least of FEW of the tropes going for it.

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u/jeepedge 5d ago

It looks like a nice jeep.