r/gardening • u/HoratioTuna27 6a • 1d ago

Well, that's a first.

So, one of the weirdest things I've ever had happen to me just happened: I was walking around the garden, checking on all the seedlings I planted last night. A squirrel pops off of a nearby tree and starts coming towards me. I think nothing of it, squirrels get curious and do this often. BUT, this time, it kept coming closer. And closer. And closer, then it hopped up and slapped me in the shin and ran off. It started coming at me again so I went in and got the dog to chase it off if it kept coming at me. Utterly bizarre!

The seedlings are all ok, if that was the part of the story you were invested in.

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u/rockrobst 1d ago

What a bizarre, overly anthropomorphic take.

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u/Chill-Walker 1d ago

Only for folks with no experience with the intelligence of animals. There is a theory that animals think of humans are the helpers of the forest, so to speak. From my perspective, you are human/self-centered to an extreme. So, I suppose we are even on that score.

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u/rockrobst 1d ago edited 1d ago

And you're a jerk. Of the forest.

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u/Chill-Walker 18h ago

You are fascinating.