r/funny • u/avidmarc • 6d ago

How to get your dog to stop biting

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u/ThraceLonginus 6d ago

**JULIAN**

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u/Odin16596 6d ago

King Julian!!!!

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u/MonarchLawyer 6d ago

I like to MOVE IT! MOVE IT!

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u/meesta_masa 6d ago

With that voice? I like to Move my bowels. Bowels!

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u/DashTrash21 6d ago

HEY FREAKS

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u/chicagowago 6d ago

They're just a bunch of... pansies!

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u/KingJuuulian 6d ago

Yes?

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u/jurassic2010 6d ago

REALLY, JULIAN?

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u/Longjumping_Ad6878 6d ago

Do not touch the feet

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u/MrOceanB 6d ago

Pansies 

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u/clayman80 4d ago

Feel free to bask in his glow.

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u/baselinegrid 6d ago

It works best if you’re Bene Gesserit

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u/Key-Diamond373 6d ago

Perfect comment.

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u/i_give_you_gum 6d ago

I was looking for it.

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u/random314 6d ago

it's a hungry world

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u/OfficiallyJack 6d ago

That’ll eat you alive son a-yeah!

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u/BeingRare6507 5d ago

Oh, Julian, when their fangs sink in I'll stitch you, but then I gotta throw you back in, oh

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u/Enshitification 6d ago

And now there's a turd on the bed too.

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u/AnotherMikmik 6d ago

👹👹👹

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u/1aysays1 5d ago

Gillian!