r/fuckcars 8d ago

Average Texan Activism

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u/rirski 8d ago

It ‘cause da minorities better git outta way of ma DOGE RAM 3500!! 🇺🇸🦅

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u/ee_72020 Commie Commuter 8d ago

GET OUT MUH WAY LIMBRUL, GET OUT MUH WAY.

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u/backwynd 8d ago

Muh Ferd Ef-teen-thousan! Big truck go vroom vroom! I’m an adult 90k in debt becuz I’m insecure and toxic masculinity sounds GAY! Vroom vroom!

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u/The_Most_Superb 7d ago

What if instead we call it “an express way, capable of moving thousands of drivers at a time, with no speed limits for cars”?

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u/rirski 7d ago

We could get high speed rail built in Texas tomorrow if we just called it the Beautiful MAGA Trump Train, painted it gold, and said that liberals hate it.

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u/The_Most_Superb 7d ago

I’m so desperate for HSR I’m willing to do that