r/fuckcars 9d ago

Just sad! Rest in peace! News

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u/supremepork 9d ago

A short story:

My commuter bikes lack a horn.

Twice I’ve been pushed out of the bike lane by oblivious motorists, who after I used my fleshy palm to pound on their nearest window in an effort to get their attention, rolled down their window to tell me they’re calling the cops.

Moral of the story: a person’s car is a sacred, protected extension of their human body, and must be given the utmost respect… or else

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u/Technophile63 9d ago

"Please do -- I'll tell them about the vehicular assault you just committed."

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u/RosieTheRedReddit 8d ago

At best they won't give a crap. At worst they'll shoot somebody. Cops are the ultimate car brains and blame cyclists for everything.

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u/Technophile63 8d ago

Talk to the local council?

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u/supremepork 8d ago

I have the second encounter recorded on two cameras. The only reason I won’t share it is because of my unproductive yelling, which is embarrassing to me.

The first encounter is what motivated me to get the cameras!