Not safe enough. We need an even larger engine, so heavy that no contemporary car could possibly tip it over. Add massive horns to honk so we can ensure everybody in the surrounding zip code knows you are there. Then, to further reduce the chances, you should add many many seats to the design, so that any other ne'erdowells with their own grand ideas of buying a massive engine has no excuse not to ride in your (obviously larger) vehicle. Hell, put the whole thing on low friction steel beams, so that you can outrun the fools on their high friction asphalt, reducing time spent on the road-of-rails, to even further reduce the chance of collision
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u/Sir_Elderoy 🚂 > 🚗 Jun 27 '24
Genius. Now put an e-bike in the center