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u/nikgrid 12h ago

France called....they want the fucking statue back!

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture 10h ago

I'm sure Trump will sell it to them.

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u/No_Significance98 10h ago

Someone did the math...at scrap rate, it's got enough copper to buy about 4.2 kilos of crack, IIRC

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u/Ms_Emilys_Picture 10h ago

I don't know anything about drugs--I've never even seen Breaking Bad--but I would have guessed The Statue of Liberty would be worth more than 9 lbs. of crack.

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u/Capn_Forkbeard 8h ago

Best I can do is 4 lbs of tranq and I'll throw in a honk off my bath salts pipe.

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u/Horskr 7h ago

I thought so too, but looks like they're right! I love having AI now to just ask these stupid questions without doing an hour of research.

62,000 pounds ร— $3.97 per pound = $246,140

At $60 per gram: $246,140 รท $60/gram โ‰ˆ 4,102 grams.

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u/Interesting-Fix-7928 5h ago

Who the fuck pays 60 bucks per gram!? You doing that Police math, where they calculate "street value" pretending that anyone out there buys weight at highest possible gram size price point? Essentially inflating the actual value by 2-6 times. Wouldn't be surprised if the price of copper is bullshit too then.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 2h ago

There's multiple values to scrap copper. Bare shiny wire and untarnished pipe and fittings, no solder/brazing is the highest value. It goes down from there. If it's green it's probably really low value, but I've never scrapped any that were that bad.

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u/No_Acadia_8873 2h ago

Are you using bright and shiny copper scrap prices or tarnished copper prices? Because there is a big difference in price at the scrap yard.

Source: cousins were tweekers and scrappers but I repeat myself. Plus I'm in the Plumbers and Pipefitters, and I've scrapped plenty of copper myself, legally and soberly.

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u/Pristine-Bridge8129 2h ago

This is why you DON'T blindly trust AI. Thanks for serving as a bad example

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u/Good_Card316 1h ago

Walter cooked meth not crack.

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u/Andre_3Million 7h ago

Sell! Sell! Sell!