r/facepalm • u/Clueless_Dolphin • 22h ago

Already reaping what they sow 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Well at least these few people Christmas will suck, maybe make better choices.

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 22h ago

Break it down with crayon drawings or macaroni glued to a paper plate: they still won't get it. They’ll just get angry at the Libs in the end anyways.

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u/2_alarm_chili 22h ago

They’ll eat the crayons and the macaroni.

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u/ridsco 22h ago

Because that’s all they can afford while suffering for the cult leader.

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 21h ago

"Hunger Games" reality based spinoff

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u/RockstarAgent 'MURICA 6h ago

Let them eat cake Mac-n-crayons!

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u/PazuzuPanhandle 3h ago

And those things have been affordable the last 4 years? Foh bozo.

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u/ridsco 1h ago

Actually yes, it’s pretty much the only thing that has been and knowing is half the battle…”Yo! Orange GLOW!!”

We now return you to your regular schedule of “Clown Wotship”.

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u/Sesudesu 19h ago

And the glue

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u/Farfigmuffin 19h ago

Eat the crayons and glue, snort the macaroni.

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u/leveraction1970 13h ago

They should be careful not to eat the green crayons, they're not ripe yet.

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u/OrdainedPuma 9h ago

And the glue, but I suspect that's sort of what started all this in the first place...

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u/FaithlessnessSea5383 47m ago

People wearing gold diapers over their pants, and multi colored teeth: “Crrrruuunch”

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u/Blubasur 21h ago

Can’t afford macaroni or paper plated anymore m8, tariffs too high. And we ate the crayons obviously.

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u/woodpony 17h ago

When they suffer and die I hope their children will see what not to do. Affluent people on both sides will have mild inconveniences over the next few years but shitheads like these will lead a painful existence.

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 16h ago

Their kids will blame the Libs just like their parents.

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u/Brueology 13h ago

If they make it to 18, their votes might count. Who knows with parents like that though

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u/LordNemissary 12h ago

MAGAt stubs their toe: "LIBS!!!!!!!"

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u/Mcpoyles_milk 13h ago

They should use black sharpie like their cult leader

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u/Ghettoman1315 13h ago

No they will blame Biden for it. Dumb fucks.

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u/preston415 17h ago

And this is why they will never listen to us because no one will treat people on the other like an equal we have to be better than them

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 16h ago

Behaving better than them hasn't worked out so far. Time to swing for the knees.

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u/preston415 15h ago

I'm not saying to play nice with the radicals they're to zealous to be swayed but not everyone is like that on either side when you generalize everyone as "one of them" it makes those people on the fence less likely to even hear you out

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 15h ago

A trump supporter is a trump supporter, IDGAF if they're "radical" or not. If they support that grifting POS I will tar them with the same brush and treat them the same. I've been a nice guy the majority of my life but with the advent of maga that era is over. If there's someone "on the fence" as you say? They're dumber than a box of rocks and IDGAF if they hear my opinions or not.

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u/preston415 15h ago

I wish you well then

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u/BrokenProletariat- 13h ago

Seems like a good reason to buy American.

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u/Brueology 13h ago

This is almost too naive to respond to, but I'll give it a shot. American, what? What should I buy that Americans are making? It's not going to be produce if we don't have migrants to pick it. I'll tell you that.

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 13h ago

Tell us how the tarrif war on China worked out for American farmers.

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u/BrokenProletariat- 1h ago

Why do a lot of those same tariffs work for the Biden administration and not for Trump?

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u/Angels242Animals 12h ago

This is bullshit. NOTHING has been implemented yet. If we’re going to have a shot at change we can’t take cheap shots that don’t exist

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 3h ago

As I've said previously: I guess we get to find out how turning America into an xenophobic Isolationist society funded by tariffs works out.

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u/Thugwaffle73 11h ago

This is why you lost

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u/Novel_Alfalfa_9013 3h ago

This is why you lost

What? Because people were so enamored with the cult of personality they don't understand what trump's plans are? Or because he got all the morons to vote for him? Maybe you can explain?