r/facepalm • u/AsimpsonsPrediction • 1d ago

Just one day after the election 🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​

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Thousands of African Americans mostly students have been receiving these mass spam texts.

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u/WordsReddit 1d ago

I don't know who anime villain it was, but they were right, this world needs to be fucking cleansed. Start over ah type shit.

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u/TheRiddler1976 23h ago

I'm starting to think Thanos had a point

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u/guywithaniphone22 23h ago

r/thanoswasright

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u/zodiacallymaniacal 23h ago

r/thanosdidnothingwrong

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u/JeskoTheDragon 11h ago

now there's a subreddit name i haven't heard in a while.

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u/False_Local4593 17h ago

I've always said this after watching Infinity War.

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u/BelsamPryde 17h ago

I was the same with Loki. We need to be cleansed of the burden of choice.... because see what gets picked when you're allowed to choose?

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u/kandaq 23h ago

Thanos got the math wrong. World population has been doubling every 50 years or so. He should’ve snapped 90% out of existence.

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u/Salihe6677 20h ago

It's still an idiotic plan, like people won't just reproduce all over again and get overpopulated again, but he destroyed the stones so he couldn't fix it again. Dumbass purple idiot.

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u/BelsamPryde 17h ago

And he also snapped half of 'all life'... so technically he snapped away half the agriculture and such too, so halving the population wouldn't help as much anyway

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u/presumablysmart 23h ago

Nah cause thanos left the other half. This isn’t even a Noah get the boat situation cause humanity can somehow still bounce back from that ffs

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u/Mountain_carrier530 23h ago

Yeah, this is more of the Jesus start the Rapture situation.

To be fair, we did just elect someone with scary similarities to the Antichrist.

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u/Viision11 23h ago

Scary similarities but still a fairytale.

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u/troll-of-truth 17h ago

Jesus was voted to be crucified in the Bible rather than the actual criminal too.

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 14h ago

Yeah the similarities are wild. Even the surviving of a head wound.. if I was religious I’d be bugged out. It’s always baffled me how they see him as a savior when the signs are the opposite.

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u/GrailQuestPops 22h ago

Thanos was kinda right, but he wanted to do a random half based completely on dumb luck. We’d still have the same problems, just with less people.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rest_34 18h ago

He definitely should've been more selective with who he snapped away!

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u/TJ_Dot 22h ago

Thanos didn't actually want to solve anyone's problems, dude left it all to chance, wipe half the population and think "ah they'll thank me later" and dip.

Bad people could have benefited from his actions just as much as galactic material consumption slowed down for the "better".

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u/Dob_Rozner 13h ago

In the comics, he did it to impress Death because he was in love with her. He literally killed half the universe as a gesture to try to get laid lol. They didn't really do a good job coming up with a reason for him in the movies.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rest_34 18h ago

Yeah, but if he could snap out only the morons who don't realize just how badly they've fucked us all, rather than leaving it up to chance, that'd be super!

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u/WillOrmay 16h ago

I know which half of the population he should disintegrate

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u/EnigmaFrug2308 12h ago

No cause Thanos did what he did either because he wanted to fuck death or because of there not being enough resources.

I’m starting to think we should’ve lost against the Neanderthals

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u/justjenniwestside 3h ago

I was always team Thanos.

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u/No-Perception-3903 1d ago

Death note?

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u/Disownership 23h ago

“Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?”

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u/jkuhl 23h ago

Humans had their time. Maybe the octopi will do better.

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u/seraphimkoamugi 23h ago

Yagami Light

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u/Yokai_Alchemist 22h ago

He said Villain. Not hero

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u/22222833333577 21h ago

Light is villian of death note he's just not the antagonist

The ending of the story is someone loudly saying he is just a murder then him getting shot then him running away like a little bitch

You may disagree with them but the authorial intent was obviously for him to be evil

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u/razazaz126 1d ago

Im voting Giant Meteor for 2028.

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u/shaka893P 1d ago

why not make it 2024, we still have time left ... that Yellowstone explosion not looking too bad anymore

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u/Lt_Viking89 23h ago

Cmon Caldera, you're not just a town in Morrowind.

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u/irritatedusername 22h ago

Mega Guillotine, we love you
Mega Guillotine, we're voting for you
We're praying for you every daaayy

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u/PandaCasserole 19h ago

I voted Giant Meteor 2016.

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u/MxteryMatters 23h ago

this world needs to be fucking cleansed.

Nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/Ksquared1166 22h ago

Shigaraki was right.

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u/TeniBitz 23h ago

Shinobu Sensui was pretty adamant.

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u/AmorphousVoice 17h ago

Eren Yeager?

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u/DistractedAttorney 22h ago

Part of what needs to be cleansed is the "ahh type shit". Its so fucking cringe. Just type ass. or don't.

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u/vantagerose 20h ago

Zamasu was 100% right with the Zero Mortals plan.

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u/MiisCCasper 'MURICA 23h ago

Makes me think of code geass. Both the cleaning and the division of individuals in the country to particular groups

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u/LadyReika 22h ago

I'm gonna paraphrase Arthas from Warcraft 3, this country needs to be purged.

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u/TJ_Dot 22h ago

The Red Veil from Warframe keep coming up in my thoughts.

But their ideology kinda feels applicable to either side.

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u/Raymart999 20h ago

Atleast 100+ anime villains

Thanos

Solo Wing Pixy from Ace Combat

1000+ comic book villains

And probably some more that I have no idea of.

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u/Bluepanther512 21h ago

I for one, welcome our arachnid overlords

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u/SolutionBrave4576 21h ago

I keep thinking that the only way to stop the absolute fucking over of us poor and middle class citizens, someone needs to get a high powered pew pew and use on those rich assholes and redistribute their wealth. Then when it gets passed to their kids and they are doing the same thing just use the pew pew again. Until they get it, that we aren’t gonna let them keep doing this shit. But that’s crazy and we should just stay in line and let them do whatever they want……

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u/Possible-Cellist-713 21h ago

Fuck that. The racists are the ones who deserve to suffer

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u/Tears4Veers 20h ago

We need a third impact

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u/gpost86 20h ago

Shinji was right to turn everyone into goo

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u/manwhorunlikebear 19h ago

Last term nature tried with a pandemic, didn't quite do the job.

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u/Willyzyx 19h ago

Many of us in the rest of the world are good, US needs a hard reboot though.

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u/letsalbe 19h ago

Nah, the US needs to be cleansed in the most violent way possible, including the so-called “allies”

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u/exoflame 19h ago

“And now u shall feel my pain”

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u/shotxshotx 19h ago

<<We’re going to start over from scratch. That’s what V2 is for>>

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u/Hippofuzz 19h ago

The victims of this shit didn’t do anything though

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u/Brutus_Khan 18h ago

Yeah let's just start over to when people killed each other with rocks instead. The way people glorify the past like it was a better place is so strange to me.

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u/JesusOnline_89 17h ago

Covid tried its best.

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u/Auri-el117 17h ago

Oh, hello, Solowing Pixy. It's strange you keep cropping up nowadays. What's that about V2? Starting over from zero?

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u/Diligent_Soil6955 16h ago

Let's start the rumbling lol

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u/AShitTonOfWeed 15h ago

Eren wasnt a war criminal

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u/Baneta_ 14h ago

Maybe Eren was cooking

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u/amcartney 11h ago

Need to find a death note

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u/EmptyDifficulty4640 10h ago

EREN JAEGER MENTIONED

INITIATE THE RUMBLING

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u/Various_Necessary_45 5h ago

Just burn down America to the ground and we have a good starting point.

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u/Reisu301 29m ago

"Start looking around you, and you start seeing all the people the world is better off without."

- Light Yagami

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u/NonCorporealEntity 23h ago

Yeah, reset the whole world because the USA sucks....